Corey

Megan Thee Stallion and Nickelback team up for a remix of How You Remind Me for Cheetos Flamin’ Hot Dill Pickle

@brgridiron Who’s stopping them? Bro look in your thumbnail 😂😂

Jalen Hurts now has... - Saquon Barkley - AJ Brown - Devonta Smith - Hollywood Brown - Dallas Goedert WHO is stopping the Eagles this year?

STRIKE. 💥🦅

@BDisgusting This looks terrible

A haunted camcorder? This ain't Goosebumps. Watch the trailer for CAPTURE. Releasing March 17. Abby uncovers a mysterious 30-year-old camcorder. Anyone it records doesn’t just relive the past, they die.

Jack Hughes for the gold.

@PortfolioXpert So true you had to say it twice, thought I was going crazy

So here’s the issue you get influencers like this guy have a quarter million followers and they claim they don’t know why it is declining… it’s because they don’t understand basic mechanics of price discovery. They don’t understand that the marginal buyers or the float determines price they think the onchain bitcoin is that is the price discovery Well, it was once upon a time but now.. Once you can synthetically manufacture the supply, the asset is no longer scarce and once scarcity is gone, price becomes a derivatives game, not a supply-and-demand market. This is exactly what has happened to Bitcoin. This is the same structural break that occurred in gold, silver, oil, and eventually equities once they became derivatives-dominated. The original premise that no longer exists Bitcoin’s entire valuation logic was built on finite supply (21M) and inability to be rehypothecated. That died the moment: •Cash-settled futures •Perpetual swaps •Options •ETFs •Prime broker lending •Wrapped BTC •Total return swaps were layered on top of the chain. From that moment forward: Bitcoin supply became theoretically infinite. Not on-chain in price discovery. The metric that explains the collapse Synthetic Float Ratio (SFR) Once you can synthetically manufacture the supply, the asset is no longer scarce — and once scarcity is gone, price becomes a derivatives game, not a supply-and-demand market. That is exactly what has happened to Bitcoin. This is the same structural break that occurred in gold, silver, oil, and eventually equities once they became derivatives-dominated. Why Wall Street can now “trade against” Bitcoin They do exactly what they’ve done in every commodity market: 1.Create unlimited paper BTC 2.Short into rallies 3.Force liquidations 4.Cover lower 5.Repeat They are not “betting” — they are manufacturing inventory. The same 1 BTC can now support: •An ETF unit •A futures contract •A perpetual swap •An options delta •A broker loan •A structured note All at once. That is six claims on one coin. That is not a market. That is a fractional reserve price system.

Holy fuck

@WANGHAF 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Nahh this mf has got to go

“I’m proud of you, not just today, but every day.” Fernando Mendoza’s mom, Elsa, always believed in her son. Now, he’s a national champion. playerstribu.ne/Fernando @qbfernando | @indianafootball | @bigten

@Michael_Cerami The Phillies shouldn’t even be on this list 😂🫵

+225 in January to win the World Series is so ridiculous.

the autistic barbie is for little girls that need representation not your 20 year old nonbinary coworker that makes gofundme when asked to do the dishes

@vaughnXvon @Eagles ;(

Kevin Patullo has been named our Offensive Coordinator. #FlyEaglesFly

if you willingly drink this billionaires should be allowed to hunt you for sport

Guys guys guys, Everybody calm down, She was only trying to run over ice agents, it’s not like she was doing something crazy like speaking freely on a Utah college campus.

Burn this type of face into your mind. This type of woman snuffs the soul out of men. She will convince you all the normal male things you like to do are outdated or barbaric. She will lecture you at every turn and alienate you from everyone you know. Her paper-thin witch hair and early onset wrinkles will become uglier to you every new day, but you will be trapped. By what? Who knows. You're sapped. Your life is going to and from a dog park in some gay city. Watching dogshit movies with her and her fat friends. Living in a gray apartment and eating from her pig trough every night. Reject this plain, decrepit witch. Reject her and her plywood face. Drink Sport, work hard, and pursue the hottest yet most reliable woman you can find. Do everything in spite these disgusting puritan creatures and their kind. Drive them into the fucking ground with beauty, power, and violence. We must finally destroy the eternal bog witch and her catamites. We have to drag this world kicking and screaming back into something respectable. They hate fun. They don't get it. Life is about having fun and being productive. They hate both things. DESTROY DESTROY NOWWWWWWW

nothing gets an american leftist more excited than the opportunity to tell a foreigner who lost everything and everyone they ever loved to a brutal socialist dictator that brutal socialist dictatorship is a good thing, actually

I ENDED TIM WALZ

Even assuming there was no fraud, none of this makes sense. How is it that we have been funding billions of dollars of daycare for Somali immigrants in Minnesota 81% of which (according to Gemini) are on welfare? In other words, if mom and dad don’t work, why the need for child care? Perhaps you could say the welfare statistics include some subsidies for working parents, but still in this case, the child care does not appear to be needed as the daycare centers are empty. Furthermore, why is Federal funded childcare provided to recent immigrants on welfare versus long-standing American working families who are not on welfare? How does this make sense?

DHS is on the ground in Minneapolis, going DOOR TO DOOR at suspected fraud sites. The American people deserve answers on how their taxpayer money is being used and ARRESTS when abuse is found. Under the leadership of @Sec_Noem, DHS is working to deliver results.

CASE UPDATE: MINNESOTA FRAUD SCHEME The FBI is aware of recent social media reports in Minnesota. However, even before the public conversation escalated online, the FBI had surged personnel and investigative resources to Minnesota to dismantle large-scale fraud schemes exploiting federal programs. Fraud that steals from taxpayers and robs vulnerable children will remain a top FBI priority in Minnesota and nationwide. To date, the FBI dismantled a $250 million fraud scheme that stole federal food aid meant for vulnerable children during COVID. The investigation exposed sham vendors, shell companies, and large-scale money laundering tied to the Feeding Our Future network. The case led to 78 indictments and 57 convictions. Defendants included Abdiwahab Ahmed Mohamud, Ahmed Ali, Hussein Farah, Abdullahe Nur Jesow, Asha Farhan Hassan, Ousman Camara, and Abdirashid Bixi Dool, each charged for roles ranging from wire fraud to money laundering and conspiracy. These criminals didn’t just engaged in historic fraud, but tried to subvert justice as well. Abdimajid Mohamed Nur and others were charged for attempting to bribe a juror with $120,000 in cash. Those responsible pleaded guilty and were sentenced, including a 10-year prison term and nearly $48 million in restitution in related cases. The FBI believes this is just the tip of a very large iceberg. We will continue to follow the money and protect children, and this investigation very much remains ongoing. Furthermore, many are also being referred to immigrations officials for possible further denaturalization and deportation proceedings where eligible.