Corneil du Plessis. ☕🦍 @[email protected]

From a young age I've been applying my mind to understand the world.

@schiz04renic Mozart. I'll DM my banking details.

If someone offered you a million dollars to listen to just one artist for 48 hours straight, who would you choose ??

@droidbuilds To avoid ambiguity i use Mbps.

most people get this wrong what’s the difference between 100 MB/s and 100 Mb/s?

@AuthorGFAllen Asterix the Gaul

Without telling me your age… what was the very FIRST book you ever remember reading?

@JanuaryJames Unless you can afford to fill the pot with olive oil you are not doing yourself any favours.

Talk me out of buying a fondue set.

@BriannaWu Some people only learn with real consequences.

Ethical question. I was in the hotel gym just now in a dad came in to do weights with two of his children. While he wasn’t paying attention to his son, who was about seven years old, climbed on the treadmill and kept hitting buttons until it was going at 8 miles an hour. Worried he was going to get killed. I warned him to turn it down. He then got back on it and did it again. I ended my workout early and talk to the dad saying I thought that was dangerous and I didn’t want someone a child to get hurt. He said it was fine and he did 8 miles an hour yesterday. At that point, I left and informed the front desk. I said it was their call, but it was my judgment a child could get seriously hurt. Was this the right thing to do?

Meanwhile, the French Navy 🇫🇷

@akramcodez I originally wanted to do electronics but knew software was my future. I got a ZX-Spectrum just before finishing high school. 2 years later a built a testing system to automate PC board testing using multiple test instruments.

@akramcodez I touched a computer for the first time in 1980 when a friend's dad bought a TRS-80. I wrote code in high school on coding sheets and received a printout and punch cards a week later. In our senior year we went to see the computer behind glass. I had discovered Fortran by then./

how long have you been using computers?

All of a sudden everybody's social media posts and emails are these essay that makes the simplest messsge a mystery thriller written by a history professor.

@halenhargreevs Asteroids arcade game.

Without telling me your age… what was the very FIRST video game you ever played?

There is only one thing that needs faster reaction than the 'Skip Intro' button on Apple TV, and that is the fuel pump attendant trying to stop the pump when someone says R100 please, on the 23rd of the month.

@amb01812 'Closing fast' is about not deceleration. He's always shown great speed endurance and he's obviously doing the work to improve the underlying basics resulting in a performance like we've seen.

It’s Gout Gout so you just kind of accept it, but a kid that turned 18 four and a half months ago closed faster than Usain Bolt in his world record, and faster than Noah Lyles in his American record - that shouldn’t be possible.

🧵 My lawsuit says Apple retaliated against me for my complaints abt the safety of my office on triple Superfund toxic waste dump site (including cracked floor w/ history of vapor intrusion, & me getting EPA inspection). Court made Apple finally produce docs. Oh boy, you guys...

@captainballer04 The first 7 years are the most difficult.

Update: I didn’t touch a cigarette since then. Honestly, it’s still hard not to smoke and the first two days were brutal. But after smoking 25 cigarettes a day for years, I thought it would be funny to stop it, because Orcban lost. Anyway, thanks for all your positive and motivational words. They really helped me 🫡

@ClaypoolCoaches @travismillerx13 Bob looked like he was pulling the trsck towards him with his feet. I expected the other athletes to fall over the humps forming by the dragging.

@travismillerx13 The GOAT Shelly Ann Christian Coleman Bob “Bullet” Hayes

Who got the best start?

OMG, Trump’s post depicting himself as Jesus just got better! 🤣

@james_xond Obviously it was arranged before we were born. 🤣

@james_xond We had our 40th wedding anniversary last year. ✋

My parents have been together for 38 years. Anyone else here been with the same person for 30+ years?

@AbirdcalledPx @RaminNasibov Came here to post the same gif

@RaminNasibov I’ve been using it for years and just learned that now.

I used Nero to burn CDs as a kid and only later got the joke: Nero burned Rome, and "Burning ROM" is such a perfect reference.

Name a movie you've seen more than 7 times with just a GIF