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CorporalCuddles

@CorpCuddles

🐻Serving satire, sarcasm, & the occasional truth bomb | Retweets come with a twist. I follow back all of my verified followers.

Earth Katılım Ekim 2024
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Neo
Neo@Neo__Hq·
Which call would you pick up first?
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Mario Zelaya
Mario Zelaya@mario4thenorth·
🚨 BREAKING Canada went from the 5th happiest country to the 25th. Young Canadians under 25? We rank 71st. The US now ranks happier than us. They’re saying it’s not the cost of living. Not the housing crisis. Not the job losses. Not the government. It’s social media. 😂
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CorporalCuddles
CorporalCuddles@CorpCuddles·
@MarkJCarney Quebec will separate and no longer be a part of Canada the first chance it gets. 🤣
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Mark Carney
Mark Carney@MarkJCarney·
Canada is a proud, bilingual nation. Our history and culture is shaped by the French language and the millions of Canadians who speak it every day. La Francophonie is a pillar of our national identity — one to be protected and celebrated across Canada.
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CorporalCuddles
CorporalCuddles@CorpCuddles·
@CryptoJung2x @Leooweb3 So you want 200M instantly? 🤦 I'm taking the $2K per second! After 27.77 hours, (just over a day) I'd have the same $200 M. Then another $172.8 M every Day going forward. What buying opportunity do you have that would beat that?
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Crypto Jung
Crypto Jung@CryptoJung2x·
@Leooweb3 200 instantly. too many buying opportunities
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Leo
Leo@Leooweb3·
You can only pick one
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CorporalCuddles
CorporalCuddles@CorpCuddles·
@jason_howerton Cows (Female) produce babies then milk, but produce nothing without Bulls (Male). So what do women produce without Men?
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Jason Howerton
Jason Howerton@jason_howerton·
A functioning society where everyone can do those things.
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Mark Carney
Mark Carney@MarkJCarney·
It's our country, it's your future, and we are going to give it back to you.
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Harry Sisson
Harry Sisson@harryjsisson·
The ENTIRE East Wing is gone all so little Donald can work on his pet project. Karoline Leavitt said this morning that the ball room is Trump’s “main priority” which is both unsurprising and disgusting.
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CorporalCuddles
CorporalCuddles@CorpCuddles·
@benonwine Just getting deported is to light of a punishment. If 100% guilty chop off their🍆
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Benonwine
Benonwine@benonwine·
YES OR NO?
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CorporalCuddles@CorpCuddles·
@TiffanyFong_ Trump donates his Presidential salary. The corrupt Politicians make Millions!
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Tiffany Fong
Tiffany Fong@TiffanyFong·
we’re so cooked.
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CorporalCuddles
CorporalCuddles@CorpCuddles·
I should have told Sora 2 that I wasn't fighting mobs naked.
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Ryan Gerritsen🇨🇦🇳🇱
Ryan Gerritsen🇨🇦🇳🇱@ryangerritsen·
Why do the NDP always claim they know what Canadians want? Pretty bold for a Party that doesn’t have any status.
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govt.exe is corrupt
govt.exe is corrupt@govt_corrupt·
#WATCH: Melanie Joly says Sellantis moving 3k jobs to the U.S after taking billions of tax dollars... Is completely unacceptable and she will make sure they will honour their commitments. Liberals are going to stand up to Sellantis like the stood up to Trump!
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greg
greg@greg16676935420·
Which table are you sitting at?
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Comet
Comet@cometwtf·
If you are not a bot, reply and gain 100+ followers
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VictoriaL59
VictoriaL59@Victoria59L·
$1750 to eat with Carney In Brampton 🤦‍♀️
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CorporalCuddles@CorpCuddles·
@Tablesalt13 If they are going to start suing companies for moving to the US. They should start with Brookfield!
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Tablesalt 🇨🇦🇺🇸
Tablesalt 🇨🇦🇺🇸@Tablesalt13·
🚨BREAKING Canadian Industry Minister Melanie Joly threatens to SUE Stellantis for pulling out of Brampton to move to the USA she says they are "defaulting" after they were given subsidies ...so now its ILLEGAL to leave Canada? What a DISASTER!!
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CorporalCuddles
CorporalCuddles@CorpCuddles·
@ethangach Xbox controllers are not that wide. Thumbs and fingers are nowhere close to the same place.
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AmericanTruckSongs9
AmericanTruckSongs9@ethangach·
Good Morning America gets confused and claims you can play Xbox console games on the ROG Xbox Ally. Literally the most important thing to know is the one thing their report gets wrong.
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greg
greg@greg16676935420·
What should I do with this open space in my bathroom?
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CorporalCuddles
CorporalCuddles@CorpCuddles·
@mario4thenorth If 100% of the house was financed with no down payment. That monthly cost and 11.9% rate would be for a $192 k house. Good luck finding a house for less than 200K in Canada!
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Mario Zelaya
Mario Zelaya@mario4thenorth·
I was wrong. I stated that Canada doesn’t offer 25 yr mortgages. They apparently do. I’m not talking about amortization periods. Actual mortgages. RBC offers it. At 11.9% interest! INSANE
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morgan 🏳️‍🌈🏴
morgan 🏳️‍🌈🏴@morganfelony44·
@WeAreCanProud A+, he’s been the PM since Trudeau. The economic progress he’s made; getting rid of carbon tax, ending needless immigration and reducing government corruption and stabilizing the economy. No one can do it like him! Go carney !! 📣🍻
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Canada Proud
Canada Proud@WeAreCanProud·
What grade would you give him? 🤔
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