The Misery Index

@stockmom Excellent news. Im here for it.

$RKLB 🚀 Stifel Reiterates Buy on Rocket Lab, Raises Price Target to $105. Roth Capital Maintains Buy on Rocket Lab, Raises Price Target to $100.

@ShawnRyan762 You've been body checked by a lot of people in the know. Better start figuring out where you're getting your information from bud.

The Pentagon summoned the Pope's ambassador, told him the United States has the military power to do "whatever it wants," and warned that the Church better take its side. They even invoked the Avignon Papacy, a dark chapter in history when a government used military force to bend the Church to its will. So where exactly does this end? If the Pope refuses to fall in line, what's the next move, bomb the Vatican? thedailybeast.com/trump-official…

@shadihamid @washingtonpost Time to go back to whatever country youre from. Or one of the 30+ countries that are primarily Muslim. Assimilate or leave.

My new @washingtonpost column: Why do Muslims need to be like everyone else? A case against assimilation. washingtonpost.com/opinions/2026/…

@PolymarketMoney Yeah the person you should trust is someone from IRAN. Smh

Iran’s parliament speaker says reports around U.S.-Iran talks are often “fake news” meant to manipulate financial and oil markets. In other words, traders should treat pre-market headlines carefully because the first move is not always the real move.

Ask 1,000 'corporate' workers and I'd bet 850 of them despise the return to office or never want to go back to the office again. It's time we made a collective stand. Stay tuned.

@LeaderJohnThune @DefiyantlyFree Invoke the talking filibuster. 85% of americans...the people you work for...demand it.

Today, we are kicking off an extended debate on the SAVE America Act—a package of commonsense measures united around two themes: protecting our elections and protecting our youth. Measures supported by a majority of Americans, but not by my Democrat colleagues.

@ScottPresler What position are you running for?

The reason why I decided to run for office this year is because I feel our voices aren’t being represented. Why do we have to beg and plead for our Republican majority to pass legislation that 84% of Americans want?

@unusual_whales If that was true, Merrick Garland would have released the documents before the election to destroy Trump. Idiots

BREAKING: "The Justice Department has withheld thousands of documents from the Epstein files, including FBI documents that detailed a woman’s unverified allegations of sexual misconduct against President Trump," per WSJ.

We can fight and topple an Islamic terroristic communist oppressive regime from half a world away, but don't you worry, you need to take your laptop from home and into the office so you can collaborate on Teams and have a pizza party.

Its pretty alarming the number of companies that are openly requiring people to RTO in the name of collaboration... And the number of employees that know its BS and will bolt the second they get a chance. Companies have no idea the storm they've caused.

Good morning ladies and gents. Everyone ready to sit on teams meetings in the office today? Im excited to be using a dirty, crusty microwave while listening to half the office gossip and the other half cough. Its collaboration at its finest.

@techdevnotes @elonmusk @grok what does this mean? What is API docs?

xAI now have MCP server for API Docs

@HuffPost No you're just an America hating loser.

If waving the American flag or chanting “USA!” turns you off right now, you're not alone.  huffpost.com/entry/theres-a…

"Work hard, play hard" in corporate actually means work hard, then play hard at pretending you're not exhausted on Sunday night.

The office printer and I have a lot in common: we both make dramatic noises, jam at the worst possible time, and nobody appreciates us until we're broken.

Corporate emails are like Russian nesting dolls — you open one, and there are five more inside, all saying "per my last email."

Nothing says "team building" like a mandatory off-site where everyone realizes they actually liked each other better on Slack.

Good morning! The corporate ladder is real — it's just that most of us are stuck holding it steady while someone else climbs.