Cory Walker

@HowThingsWork_ a drill head, maybe an Oil drill?

Can you guess what this is? 🤔

@Jonny_Dodds google also brought me here by way of random on kill tony talking about she was so fat I grabbed a handful of forehead. holy fuck it provided everything I needed to know

How the fuck do you get so obese that your body decides to start storing fat in your forehead

@NintentoeTTV no

Yeah yeah do it like that spin for me yeah yeah

@NintentoeTTV wow that's awesome

swell him up yeah keep eating baby get so fat you can barely even move little blue hippo swell up big witha great big tummy wummy

The Lincoln County, MO Drug Task Force arrested a pirate. When arrested he begged to walk the plank, he decorated a pontoon to sell drugs from. Which he required customers to say, “Ahoy matey, I come to purchase ye party favors.” His nickname was Red Beard.

@lofigirl @YouTubeCreators @YouTube #BringBackLofiGirl can we NOT take down channels with tens of millions of subscribers without reasonable explanation?

The lofi radios have been taken down because of false copyright strikes, hopefully @YouTubeCreators @YouTube will sort this quickly...

@elonmusk youtu.be/XAlVRs3xPUY

Make Austin weirder!

True experts even read wiki citations

@elonmusk Unless they're one of your kid's names.

Words are beautiful

@elonmusk unless that word is one of your kid's names.

@elonmusk They're also comprised mostly of letters.

@elonmusk I can attest to the accuracy of this chart. I was in Highschool and college between 05 and 09 and I am responsible for that brief spike you see.

USA birth rate has been below min sustainable levels for ~50 years

follow my memes page @memes_steve

Taking Jake to the River and then FO brew pup this weekend. hmu if you're joining. if anyone wanted to join leave me alone book club, that I missed hmu I have two more mailers going out tomorrow anyway.

Amazon Prime Video to reboot "Takeshi’s Castle" show (created by Takeshi Kitano). deadline.com/2022/03/prime-…

I hope they never remake Takeshi's Castle because today's health and safety standards are just too high. The peril was everything.

it's funny to remember that ten years ago we were all worried about the tupac hologram, now no one even bats an eye when a tupac hologram tucks us in and kisses us on the forehead at bedtime.