Couchnapping

mel king’s letterboxd account #thepitt

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@EhcksTGD @suchnerve this but without sarcasm

@suchnerve Oh yeah sure just treat men like good little puppies, that's definitely going to work. Do you also comment if their leg shakes?

“Tips for flirting with guys?” Oh please it’s not hard. For example, if he has scalp hair that can be easily finger-styled: “Wait, the wind messed up your hair a bit. I could fix it for you!” If he consents, proceed with your fingers angled so your nails lightly scratch his scalp

@suchnerve This would not only work on me but also get me pregnant

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@redrum_panda big yes

@strongbadegirl endless unfunny jokes about The Edge of Seventeen (2016)

what if it was Hailee Seinfeld

@BurnDeeHouse hell yeah 💪😤

Okay guys happy news turns out I’m not a social reject and can talk to people (I went to trans night alone, was like shaking before I entered I pointedly didn’t ask for anyone’s socials cause I think I’ll make them uncomfy) BUT I TALKED TO A BUNCH OF PEOPLE SUCCESSFULLY

@scrungeonmaster fucked up

vic has been refusing to get a couch so she can have a squat rack in the middle of the living room #womeninmensfields

@poisonjr @LFauexProd you could argue that it is

@LFauexProd BOOOO this isn't porn

You can rationalize anything at all. If you think hard enough about it, you can create an argument that makes sense for ANYTHING. Don’t let that trick you into thinking you’re right (or someone else is).

@fatstevebuscemi hell yeah!

paid my car off today can i get a hell yeah

@jailedamanda she should get to run him over with one

@poisonjr @fascinatingonX 🫡

@fascinatingonX A paper on it for people who care enough to learn pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC31…

🚨BREAKING: Scientists have discovered a Fungus in the Amazon called "Pestalotiopsis microspora" that literally feed on plastic. It's not a common fungus. It can survive exclusively on polyurethane, one of the most common(and most persistent) type of plastic - and it does so even in oxygen-free environments, like landfills.

@OMGseas @halesl8r I could make it work

@halesl8r "you're sleeping on the couch tonight" the couch:

i love being a women bc what do u mean i got a couch stuck at the top of my stairs !

@jackiecore666 normal bar

just invented a new vape called the Freak Bar it's MDMA and poppers

@suchnerve 27 more to get to the next square number

I have 169 viral tweets about autism symptoms and every time someone complains I add one more

@spritesukie not much, what's cable management with you?

what’s cable management

IM A FOOL TO DO YOUR DIRTY WORK OH YEAHHH

@focusfronting @RaveBabyBecca 🎯

I've only seen two episodes of The Pitt but I do not get how so many people hate the beautiful lesbian who wants friends and love Evil Chris Pine

@jackiecore666 this one actually hurt 🫡