CouncilofJon

New Stream Schedule: We will try and be as close to this as possible. I have little ones, so sometimes things come up Monday- 9:00pm-1:00am Tuesday- 9:00pm-1:00am Wednesday- Off Thursday- 9:00pm-1:00am Friday- Off Saturday- Off Sunday- 9:00pm-1:00am #TwitchStreamer #twitch

The most frustrating and also revealing of my lack of patience is that 7 seconds from when the gas pump says "Begin Pumping" and when it actually starts to pump, where there is no less than 15 pulls of the handle and clicks.

im drinking early so if anyone wants to admit something to me now please tell me.

@AshIV_ Lil Wayne better stay off TikTok then

Lmao I got a warning slapped on my account for calling someone a “goon” 😂 didn’t even know that was a “bad” word. Appealed and denied lmao. The world will just get softer and softer huh

Banana flavored candy is grosss

@JeffMStinson Your dreams turned into his nightmare!

Definitely not me, armed while in my boxer shorts scaring off someone B&E’ing into our vehicles, then hoping in my truck to help officers track down the perp hitting other houses in my neighborhood. MF’r woke me up from a good dream. 🤬

Wtf is this ad I just saw on YT?! Oh don't mind me, I'm just dj'ing my crotch! 😂

@Part_Panda @linkinpark I'm excited to see the direction they go with her and her style. It's definitely different which can absolutely be a great thing! As great and unique Chester was, the thing the made them great IMO was the whole package. Mike Shinoda is unbelievably talented

If your response to the new @linkinpark song is: she's not Chester Bennington you can go ahead and stfu. He was an amazing performer and there will never be another Chester Bennington. She's not trying to replace him, or fill his shoes. She's just trying to make her mark. If you like the new sound great, if you don't that's fine but if your reasoning for not even listening is she's not Bennington your an idiot.

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@CouncilofJon That's it. You're CANCELED.

Hear me out, instead of regular milk in your Mac and cheese....

@GrumpyCatDad_ You know for me it's probably because I don't know how to code.....

Kayaks.

@EndraEX3 If you are looking for strictly a webcam and not a mirrorless or dslr cam, then elgato facecam and facecam pro are the best that I've come across

@AshIV_ Leggo my eggo!!

Help me show my wife I’m right. What’s better?

I think some major changes are needed and coming

@thepoolshark I turned it off when she started yelling about her leg being broken, her insane over reaction to everything was exhausting to watch

@Part_Panda Shit then shower always

Are you a shower then shit person or a shit then shower person?

Siri just said “mmhmm” when I said “Hey siri” Chill out Skynet and your self-aware ass!