CountElmdor
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CountElmdor
@CountElmdor
One day I was born. One day I shall die. So enjoy these tweets while you can.
Katılım Eylül 2008
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@WH40kbookclub I'm reading this one right now and it's a banger!
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Join us for Book Club book 114: Dawn of Fire: Sea of Souls by @wraightc. Let’s start the new year off with one of our favorite authors! :) wh40kbookclub.com/book-club-book…
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me this morning: ah shit apple TV is renewing next month, gotta cancel that
me now:
For All Mankind@forallmankind_
Start your future at Helios.
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@jakebackpack I've read nothing but Warhammer 40K novels for a decade. Sounds like a perfectly normal name to me tbh
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@Jeremy_Lamont weight loss tip: leave the jelly off your tiny powdered donuts
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I have some behaviors I call "fat habits." They usually involve augmenting simple foods. Like if I have some tiny powdered donuts, I like to put a little jelly on them and make them into tiny jelly donuts.
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The greatest of all time followed the hater's code, so should everyone
jessi@jejesjesijessi
you will never catch me saying someone I hate is bad at something they're good at. I just read a poem by a mfer I can't stand (not that one) & i had to be like "okay... work." a true hater does not hate falsely. that's the true hater first commandment
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"I mean," "my dude," and other phrases I never want to see again make me glad to spend time offline.
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