@oelma__ Great......Gives me something to tie you up with whilst I go into the pub for a drink with my pals.
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Count Ovaltine Von Phuq-Wolf the 2nd
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If aliens visit us, who should be in charge of speaking on behalf of humanity?
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@cristo_radio We quibble over terms Mr Foufas.......Not so much speaks as soundbites.
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🚨Reform UK are not on your side🚨
They don’t want:
❌Investment in our NHS
❌Protections for children online
❌Free breakfast clubs
❌£45 billion for Northern Powerhouse Rail
@UKLabour is delivering here in West Yorkshire
Don’t let them hold us back. Vote Labour this May🌹
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@LeoKearse @theafroaussie Denounce your whiteness!!!!!
Embrace Bongos and mud huts'n'shit.
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@theafroaussie When Africans sell Africans to other Africans, that's my fault
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How about blaming the West for destroying Libya?
Nora@Heal_within96
Slavery is alive and well. In Libya, Black Africans are being sold for $400 by Arab Libyans. I blame the African governments.
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@LeoKearse The Bungles
Destiny's Child Bride
Sister Sledgehammer
Salt-n-Pepa spray
Bananaramadan
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I'm covering Britain's first all-female terror plot (so progressive!) on my Patreon stream tomorrow.
What names can people think of for terrorist girl groups? So far we've got:
The No-limb Sisters
Atomic Bomben
Little Mix of volatile chemicals
Girls: A loud explosion
The Spisis Girls
The Supreme Ayatollahs
Bananosama
Little Micks (IRA reference)
Got any more? Post them below. I'll read them out on the stream.
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@SillyFool11 As was the original poster's information.
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@CountPhuq @davehomeless89 Your chart is out of date. The current facts reveal that UK food inflation is higher than in Europe. Larger markets/currencies almost always have better buying power in the long run.
commonslibrary.parliament.uk/economic-updat…
commonslibrary.parliament.uk/research-brief…
foodfoundation.org.uk/news/food-pric…
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Why did I ever start collecting this stuff?
I've genuinely no more room for any more.
But you can't pass up on a little bargain.
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@CountPhuq @davehomeless89 Why are you treating the EU as a single entity when it's a bloc of independent nations?
That statistic is, essentially, worthless and irrelevant to the claim made.
Prices going up slower isn't even close to prices going down.
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@UziCryptoo Neither can you. That location facility on X now must be a pain in the arse for accounts like yours.
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went out to a restaurant last night
ate a delicious meal for only €10
drank one of the most beautiful wines I've ever had in my life (just €5)
at the end of the night, the waiter didn't beg for a 50% tip
instead, the restaurant paid him a respectable living wage without having to rely on charity from the diners
on my way home, I enjoyed a free ride on public transit instead of paying $3,000 a month for a leased car that costs an additional $750 a month in Gas just to operate
The American mind cannot comprehend the beauty of living in Europe
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So Muslims also hate ringtones because they play music? Would it be better if the ringtone played sounds of men moaning?
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@cristo_radio @ukboomers Bloody luxury.
When we were young we used to live in a disused storage facility for spent nuclear reactor fuel rods.
Our teeth and hair fell out and we had massive weeping pustulant sores that father would burst with a salt covered knitting needle.
But it were a home to us.
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@ukboomers It’s a beautiful home! And you’re right, little too! It’s amazing you all managed to fit in there. It’s a testament to your sacrifice that you only had a handful of spare bedrooms
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Our little home. Bought in 1982 for £28,000. Just a modest family home in Surrey with a bit of a garden. I remember picking up extra shifts at the post office that summer to save for the deposit. We were so young. Apparently it's worth £1.5 million now but to us it's just home. 🏡
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Angine de Poitrine.....Possibly the most fucked up thing to happen to music this century.
It's weird but it's also strangely entertaining.
youtube.com/watch?v=pRgHYW…
YouTube
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@davehomeless89 Yes.....but for those with limited learning capacity.
The British food inflation rate was lower than that of the EU.
If the EU was the economic powerhouse you're trying to present then it would have weathered the storm better than the UK.
Sadly for you that didn't happen.
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@LeoKearse @MahyarTousi Suggested topics.
1. Beatson institute cancer care nurses.
2. Hospices for children.
3. Kids with Down's Syndrome.
4. Paedophile catchers.
5. Guide dogs for the blind.
6. Rape crisis centres.
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Gerard Butler's favourite comedy show is coming to London this Saturday! "Hater's Ball" has me and other comedians roasting topics you suggest - at Big Belly Comedy this Saturday 9.30pm - also coming soon to @MahyarTousi TV.
Get tickets for this show and my solo tour here: leokearse.com
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He is however expected to run as the Democratic Presidential candidate.
Nicholas Lissack@NicholasLissack
A leak has surfaced on the condition of Iran's new Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei. He sustained spinal cord lesions, a dislocated jaw, brain damage, and severe head and facial trauma in the US-Israeli airstrike that killed his father. He is not expected to survive.
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@gervaisclips Goldbummer
Live and Let Pie
Dr Yes
Moonraper
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