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@SarahforWI Promise not to cheat this time? No? Then too bad.

BREAKING NEWS: Wisconsin has joined 22 other states suing to block Donald Trump’s UNCONSTITUTIONAL executive order targeting mail-in ballots. Donald Trump wants to take over our elections. Wisconsin will NEVER let that happen.

What's the first thing that comes to mind when you see this guy 👇

@DietHeartNews @joekent16jan19 Oh no 😟 why even have military equipment? Put them in a showroom as some lunatic trophy.

@joekent16jan19 Analysts estimate US aircraft losses in the war with Iran have exceeded $2 billion, with replacement costs much higher. Reported losses: Four F-15E Strike Eagles, an A-10 Warthog, an F-35 Lightning II, an E-3 Sentry AWACS aircraft, and at least 17 MQ-9 Reaper drones.

A true display of American strength would be NOT taking the escalation bait. Don’t double down on failure by committing ground troops & increasing air strikes. Show the world we can still lead by restraining Israel & negotiating w/Iran to open Hormuz, restoring order is power.

@joekent16jan19 @PhillipAKennedy I trust the President. You can’t double down on failure until you have first failed, which we haven’t.

@amjadt25 America stands with UAE. Europe capitulated!

you cannot claim to defend civilization while accommodating those who undermine it. You cannot stand against terror in London and ignore it elsewhere. The UAE draws a line. No ambiguity. No tolerance. When terrorists struck London, we stood with Britain no hesitation, no excuses. When terrorists struck us, parts of the British media turned their fire on Dubai. That is not journalism. That is betrayal dressed as commentary. The EU, NATO, and leaders like Starmer have mastered a very strange art: condemning those who confront aggression while quietly accommodating the Islamic regime in Iran. The UAE is actually doing the work defending itself, drawing red lines, banning the Muslim Brotherhood as a terrorist organization. Meanwhile, in Europe and Britain, the IRGC and the Brotherhood enjoy the luxury of not even being banned. Iran has been linked to repeated espionage and terror plots across Europe. British citizens have been targeted. And yet, somehow, the Iranian embassy in London remains open business as usual.

@NiohBerg They have vehicles. They have weapons. They have kitchen knives. They have weapons. They have things that blow up like gasoline. I wouldn’t wait around to get shot in the street.

Good question! The answer is no. I'll explain and try to be brief: There are hundreds of thousands of basijis and IRGC thugs, armed to the teeth and fanatically willing to die. Meanwhile, Iranian citizens are unarmed and traumatised from the last massacre. Unfortunately, while drone strikes on checkpoints have been very welcome and appreciated, it just hasn't been widespread enough. They don't have bases, but instead they operate out of their homes and keep their guns there. They terrorise civilians by shooting into people's windows and randomly killing others. If Iranians were to flood the streets today, they'd be mowed down just like before. Not having weapons or internet access is the main problem here. Iranians can't fight Shia ISIS barehanded. It doesn't help that the regime has imported Iraqi terrorists who are now ALSO roaming the streets. It will also take a significant wave of assassinations of regime suppression figures, judges and commanders. And the assassinations so far, once again while appreciated, aren't enough yet. The next weeks will be very vital to set the stage for a true regime change.

@HormuzLetter Make a stopover in Paris, arrest Macron and take all the cheese and wine.

BREAKING: A massive line of US Air Force C-17 transport aircraft is currently crossing the Atlantic toward the Middle East, alongside KC-135 refueling tankers. A second wave is already over Europe heading for the eastern Mediterranean. C-17s carry troops, armored vehicles and heavy equipment. This is the largest visible airlift movement since the war began. The Doomsday Plane landed at Andrews tonight for a reason. This may be it.

@D_ByersArtist @HormuzLetter Are you an Iranian cleric? Pipe down

@HormuzLetter This is terrifying. Trump and Hegseth should be sent to prison for this shit.

@SouthPoint1000 They have balls. You don’t. Your model is France. 🏳️

My suspicion is that all over Washington people are realizing that Trump and Hegseth are totally out of control, and have led us into a chaotic situation and that it is likely to get worse, far worse, with almost 3 years remaining the results could be catastrophic.

@EYakoby Paid off. Seems obvious.

Candace Owens 7 years ago. You can’t tell me she has not either been paid to a full 180 or is severely mentally ill.

@RepNancyMace @elle_kaye11 Cut and run Nancy

We’re praying for our servicemembers overseas right now and for the aircrew whose plane was shot down in Iran today. It is far past time we bring our troops home.

@elle_kaye11 @TimHannan If you love the world and need its forgiveness, then know whose side you are on.

@CountRavio4562 @TimHannan Don’t you dare equate that rapist, pedophile protector, scammer with Jesus. You’re vile.

If we impeach and remove Trump right now, maybe just maybe the world will forgive us one day for what he’s done.

@PeteButtigieg Our armed forces are cleaning up the mess that Biden and Obama left by coddling the terrorist Iran regime

Trump’s new budget adds an extra $500 billion to fund wars abroad — about $3,700 more for every household in America — while cutting health, jobs, housing, and education. Put simply, it takes more of your money for foreign wars, while making life in America even more unaffordable.

@leftcoastbabe Iran is a terrorist state. They don’t obey rules of engagement.

Pete Hegseth repeatedly mocks "rules of engagement." But now that a US pilot is missing and possibly capture, a reminder, rules of engagement don't just protect people we go to war against, they also protect OUR troops.

@JordanM718630 @LibTearCreator1 @jacksonhinklle Sorry you are broke.

@LibTearCreator1 @jacksonhinklle Whooopity doo! We can’t afford gas or homes or groceries but put us over 40 trillion in debt. Go war! Fuck Israel

🚨 BREAKING: The Trump administration is set to take out the Power Grid, bridges in key locations, and all IRGC targets within the next 48 hours. What’s left of the Iranian government denied Trumps peace plan. Watching @jacksonhinklle terror loving ass melt down will be 👌👌

“Instead of Iran charging $2M/vessel going through the Strait, the U.S. will charge a $2M escort fee for every vessel, which is about $9B a month or $100B in revenue.” “We will waive that fee for any country that participates in the coalition to open up the Strait.” BRILLIANT!!

@USronaldcarter @RWMaloneMD Thank you for not saying let that sink in.

I just got off the phone with someone who works in defense policy in Washington. What they told me should end every "Trump is reckless" argument permanently. "Every single president since Clinton received the same intelligence briefing on Iran's nuclear timeline. Every single one was told the window was closing. Every single one chose to kick it down the road because the political cost of acting was higher than the political cost of waiting." Trump got the same briefing. 60kg of 90% enriched uranium. 4 weeks to breakout. Material for 2 bombs. He chose to act knowing it would tank his approval to 35%. He chose to act knowing his own base would split. He chose to act knowing NATO allies would refuse to help. He chose to act knowing gas prices would spike. A senior analyst I know at a major think tank put it this way: "The difference between Trump and every president before him isn't intelligence. They all had the same data. The difference is courage." Read that again. Every president had the same file on their desk. Only one opened it and did something. I'll keep you updated. Turn on notifications. 🚨

@ChrisMurphyCT @DennisPCrawford Let us know when you actually know something. Moron.

It's likely that experienced generals are telling Hegseth his Iran war plans are unworkable, disastrous, and deadly. Also, Hegseth is firing a ton of experienced generals right now.

@stupidzoomer23 @SethDillon

@stupidzoomer23 @SethDillon Already demonstrated when this feature first came out that this guy is Pakistani.

I'm a Christian, an American, and the Babylon Bee's owner. You're a foreign operative who praises Hitler and lies about being one of us to try and influence American opinions and politics. I'm proud to be your enemy.