Courtney OConnell

Updating the profile again. So happy to be Charlie’s mama! What’s the hashtag for tips parenting 2 under 2🥰 #charliesmom

@hairpin_chair The limit does not exist.

If Andy Cohen cut some deals and got Paige DeSorbo and Lindsay Hubbard on Watch What Happens Live tonight, the ratings would outperform the Super Bowl

Patullo coordinating both offenses

Me fighting for my life on a work call when the kids have a snow day.

@NathanCHubbard Nick Foles

In all seriousness this is the most wide open Super Bowl in years. Who is the best available quarterback on the planet to take over a team that can 100% win it on one week’s notice?

@mimi_montgom I have a TikTok with 115k views and hundreds of comments from people trying to solve the case 😂 just did a google image search to try and track down answers and came to this tweet. Did you get the tea?!

My husband just called me to say apparently there’s a man holding a sign reading “I WON’T MARRY KIRSTEN” by the Slaters Lane turnoff onto GW Parkway in Alexandria and we must know more….who is Kirsten, why won’t this man marry her, why does he need to tell the entire parkway

I am seated and awaiting an official statement from the queen herself.

It's almost that time of year when my wife sits next to me on the sofa and glances at me like I'm a piece of shit. Because of what Alan Rickman did to Emma Thompson in a fictional film, released over 20 years ago.

I’ve seen like 15 tush pushes today and haven’t heard a SINGLE complaint from anyone. Commentators. Fans. Anonymous execs. It’s almost like you just hate it because the Eagles perfected it.

🚨 Brandon Graham will re-sign with the #Eagles this week, per @BillColarulo. 🚨

Hey @Brandon_Borders, not sure if you’re watching this press tour but your invite to the wedding is looking more and more realistic 😂 #tloas #ts12

@thisisvertrying I need a live look at @JasonKelce reading this beautiful poem😭

oh taylor, we know when you wrote this one 🥹

how i’m gonna sleep tonight knowing i get to listen to the life of a showgirl the second i wake up in the morning

After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like. yahoo.com/news/articles/…

I know how 👀 @barstoolsports

"I can't wait for football season to start!" How I watch every game:

@NathanCHubbard @SabrinaAnnLynn Thank you and @NoraPrinciotti for being a source of smart and thoughtful critique of women in pop -- it's so rare and we appreciate you for it. Can't wait to listen!

New Every Single Album: @SabrinaAnnLynn Man’s Best Friend 👑 Pop song crafting royalty at work 🙉Innuendo as an art form 🎶 She buries another gem 💎 📈Data on the song of the summer 🕥What’s the right gap between albums? 😉Are you in on the joke? open.spotify.com/episode/3armGH…

@newheightshow @JasonKelce New phone wallpaper

This pretty much sums up everyone’s reaction 😅 @JasonKelce

@NathanCHubbard Nathan, it’s like she listened to ESA👀

good gracious this album producerly speaking is exactly what we asked for