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@puppyboy_barx :(

@CourtierCourtee HAHAHA kms </3

okay now who's job was it to tell me "be careful what you wish for"... because nobody fucking told me >:(

@s6525513 @SenpiePov @ExxAlerts Youre going deaf Get hearing aids

ALERT: 73-year-old British rapper passes out mid-performance while suspended in midair. Pete Bowditch, from the rap group Pete & Bas, was performing in Chicago, Illinois, when he lost consciousness in the middle of a concert. It is suspected that the harness cut off circulation, which caused him to pass out. The group's management company stated, “We would like to apologize for last night’s show; the good news is Pete is now in a stable condition.” They refunded everyone at the show and plan to continue their European tour as scheduled.

@god_brane I read acotar fourth wing a few chapters of red rising and the first four stormlight arhives books Rate my booktok skills

every woman on booktok and instagram: you need to read ACOTAR you need to read 4th Wing every guy on booktok and instagram: you need to read Red Rising you need to read Stormlight Archive me, playon with my junk scrolling on my phone for hours: i gotta learn to read

@ihasbeenfreak What a beautiful orientation

chat this fucking sucks I am not straight I’m pansexual

it disintegrated AGAIN. AGAIN AND AGAIN. im so tired i actually cannotndo this what am i doing wrong why is pasta of all things my arch nemesis

LOOK OUT FOR THE HUGE LEECH ON YOUR BACK!

you just created a million Duncan Idahos

@endless_sine What did sanderson do

checking out my own messages

@transgreghouse i actually thought that too lmaoooo

@t_f_bow @Th3TaterTot @JamieBonkiewicz This thread is so funny

@Th3TaterTot @JamieBonkiewicz x.com/t_f_bow/status…

Reminder: if voting requires a $165 passport, that’s a poll tax. We made those unconstitutional in 1964.

up the ra nigel?

Crustacean drake: You used to call me on my pod 😭 phone😳‼️

this image is killing me it looks like hes chugging gasoline

Get up😭😭😭😭😭Nooooo😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭you HAVE TOGET UP😭😭😭TH.e fell over😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭Buge💔💔💔💔

@Xoidposter @SZSPIRIA Svensk 🤮

@SZSPIRIA yes but they say "jeg kan icke minnes hvor jeg parkerade cykelen i gar"

Is this what hangovers are like for Danish people