Courtney

So… you may have noticed I haven’t been on in several hours ranting about things. That’s because this happened:

@BunniiFangz @drewsul_ My bird should be the one getting paid if she has to look at everyone’s nudes ffs

@CourtneyWRocket @drewsul_ 50 bucks

so how do i find out which one i am i gotta ask a fucking bird or something

@plongingpling Not a bot but ok 👍🏻

@CourtneyWRocket The state of bots today is truly beautiful

Sorry what

@TiffanyxFong Willard’s car 100%

@RyanAFournier Reruns of Frasier as per usual

Well, now that we canceled The Bachelorette this season, what’s everybody watching? 😌

Full of the devil, this little one is! He was kicking at me yesterday after I took his coat off, and Surplus Goose (self appointed boss of the pen) was NOT amused.. she very quickly came over to give him the business, and he gave it right back! Little snot! He’s so much like his brother, Gus… absolute troublemaker, full of mischief. His sister Mila was all sweetness and honey from her first breath, I was hoping he’d take after her.. no such luck. 😭

@bigzittyzoro I’m not a bot 😭 her name is Mariah she’s almost 30, I was kidding jfc

@sayuomi You cooking pasta:

it disintegrated AGAIN. AGAIN AND AGAIN. im so tired i actually cannotndo this what am i doing wrong why is pasta of all things my arch nemesis

Attention, Bachelor Nation: #TheBachelorette is now on Sundays! Don't miss the season premiere this Sunday on ABC. Stream on Hulu!

@GladYuengling Where’s the blowhole, then?

My Buffalo post brought out haters. I don't care if you call it a bison or a buffalo. It's a buffalo. Trust me. I'm a marine biologist.

Your rules. 🤷🏼‍♀️

No word on the condition of the hospital.

@itdoesnoteggs @ReplyArchive Jackson, is that you?

who's gonna tell him

@ishtwts @ReplyArchive Are you the guy in the post or something?

@dinahaddie I’ve been thinking about that part ever since, because oh my GOD?!?!? Would absolutely be murder on my autoimmune disorder, the soreness, good lord I can’t even imagine. 😅

I finished watching the dinosaur documentary a few days ago and I’m still not ok because what do you mean it rained for 2 million years

You’re a scumbag, denying people in pain the one thing that legitimately helps them and actually hurts NO ONE. Do a little research and learn something. You sound like a moron spouting this absolute nonsense, fear mongering and flat out lies. Have you even spoken to anyone who relies on it for their pain relief? To function every day? Or just a few drug company shills who got you to do exactly what they wanted you to do, like a good little puppet. Ffs. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Every several years drug dealers devise something new. Today we passed a bill to stop Kratom, a psychoactive herbal opioid-like drug that kids are buying in party stores and 6 kids in Michigan have OD’d on it. All the dems voted to keep the sales going.

@oldtoons_ Lashes for days, lipstick in the same shade, curls done up, “boyfriend” suuuuuuuure.

Betty Boop and her boyfriend Freddie (1933-34)

@lcthlorien Omfg no way

did i just find an ad inside a book 😭

Baby donkey in a dog coat. Cuteness overload. 🥺❤️