Corey Smith

Roger Ebert on ‘The Mummy’ “There is within me an unslaked hunger for preposterous adventure movies. I resist the bad ones, but when a "Congo" or an "Anaconda" comes along, my heart leaps up and I cave in. "The Mummy" is a movie like that. There is hardly a thing I can say in its favor, except that I was cheered by nearly every minute of it. I cannot argue for the script, the direction, the acting or even the mummy, but I can say that I was not bored and sometimes I was unreasonably pleased. There is a little immaturity stuck away in the crannies of even the most judicious of us, and we should treasure it.”

@benfowlkesMMA I got a question… is it Pet’s Mart? Or is Pet Smart? Are you saying that pets are smart? Or are you saying that you’re a mart for pets? I need answers.

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@JamesHibberd @alamodrafthouse Garbage. I pay extra to know there are no phones.

Is @alamodrafthouse simply evolving with the times? Or have they just pulled a Cracker Barrel? Cinema Chain Faces Backlash After Ditching No Phones Policy: “Just an Overpriced AMC Now” hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n…

@murphy_tjm8286 @raywylie @Conroetable Absolutely!

@CourtsideCorey @raywylie @Conroetable Thought the same thing- fonts make a difference! Glad to think wrong

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To recap: Tesla is paying $0 in taxes *again* for 2025 despite $5.7B in profits thanks to tax breaks and writing off previous business losses. Also in 2025, Elon Musk’s wealth increased by $194B, largely from Tesla stock and his $139B pay package. And he wants you to believe that undocumented immigrants are the ones scamming the system.

Thank you @HEB for the neighborly donation of much-needed food for the City’s Cold Weathers Shelters and Austin-Travis County Emergency Operations Center!

2/3 ❄️Slow speeds, increase following distance. ❄️Cut turning speeds in half. As of 10:30am on 1/25 there are no road closures and we are not aware of any power outages. Please like and tag your friend, family member, or stubborn husband who says "hold my tea, watch this."

@benfowlkesMMA It’s a 100 hundred percent guilty conscience exercise. Trump’s not guilty if no one is guilty.

Pardoning the same criminal twice is some stuff you do when you’re just trying to pad the stats and make your case for the corruption hall of fame.

Cool cool cool… wtf

Trying to scan the QR code on the ICE agent choking me but first I have to watch a 10 second FanDuel ad

NPR has created a front-line account of the Jan 6 riot and a public database drawing on thousands of hours of footage and years of reporting: "The evidence vividly shows the planning for 'revolution' and the brutality of violence." apps.npr.org/jan-6-archive/

Dak Prescott was asked a hypothetical question today about what he’d say if Brian Schottenheimer came to him about sitting out the final two games. The reporter couldn’t finish the question before Dak jumped in: “Absolutely not. Sorry. Especially on Christmas Day, man.” “I’d fight him (on it), particularly right now going to this game, getting a chance to play on Christmas Day, first time. Also just in the fact of being away from my family. And I’m not trying to be away from my family if I’m not going to get to play this game, and get to do something that I love at a high level, and finish a good individual season, I guess you could say, off strong. “You say 15 games under the belt, I want to make it 17, and just show that every chance I get out there, I’m just trying to play to my standard and expectations. And not only that, we were just talking about how important it is to stop this losing streak and finish the season off with two wins. So, yeah, I’d play and I’d fight him for it.”

The coverup is worse than the crime, especially if you're the dumbest group of people on Earth

@yay_yee Agreed. I just didn’t think they were punishing anyone for it.

@CourtsideCorey J6 was a blight on our country. I know nothing about the guy so I'll wait and see.

Great. Hopefully the correct person is in custody and the country finally understands what happened.

hey @Macys, we’ve got an idea for you 🤘✨ #HookEm