liz splatt

@karrahbooo thank u not the 2

good morning be safe have a good day

Tonight at The Creek! 📍 Absolute Show with Lukas McCrary and @coveredinliz at 8pm, The Forge at 10pm, open mics at 6pm and midnight! Get your tic & come hang: #shows" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">creekandcave.com/#shows

🙌 This week at The Creek 🙌 Tons going on every night - you don’t need to wait until the weekend to come hang! Get tix 🎟️ to everything: #shows" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">creekandcave.com/#shows Here’s what’s up this week - ‼️Mon 6/16 (tonight!): Your Welcome Live with @michaelmalice & @LandauDave at 8pm, New Joke Monday at 10pm ‼️Tues 6/17 (tomorrow!): Optimum Noctis with @LeMaireLee, @shwangardini & @isthatnatem at 8pm, Estando Con @ciscomedy a las 10pm (todo en Español!) ‼️Wed 6/18: Absolute Show at 8pm, The Forge at 10pm ‼️Thurs 6/19: T.J. Miller headlines at 8pm, Miss Comedy Universe at 10pm

Hana and Jeremiah are perfect together

Yo, caveman wit’ a Jamaican vibe here, mon! Two women, Sophie an’ Bonnie, fightin’ over dis OnlyFans ting. Sophie say it’s ‘bout women bein’ strong, makin’ money wit’ class, no wild stuff. She vex ‘cause Bonnie doin’ crazy stunts, like sleepin’ wit’ plenty men, makin’ de platform look like a circus. Bonnie, she don’t care, mon—she pullin’ big crowds an’ cash wit’ her shockin’ moves. Both got a point: Sophie want respect, Bonnie want fame. De platform, it hold dem both, but folks arguin’ if it stay true or turn fool-fool. Nobody know de right way yet, mon! 😄

i am OVULATING

just know if u telling ur cuffed home girl your business she finna tell her man

finally back in texas 🤍🤍 just ordered $56 of chuys before i even got off da plane. 🤍🤍🤍🤍

me clocking into the mothership

I know he made someone’s Day 💕💕😂

The All-American Rejects are ditching arenas for backyards. They’re doing a “House Party” tour, sign up on their IG and they might show up to throw a show in your city. 2005 is back

no shade but a lot of u hoes need to get blood work done

🐴 Giddy up, Austin — #LMAOF is back with @HiJackShaw & @CoveredInLiz! Stream their stand-up sets free, only on OFTV. 📺 Watch now: of.tv/LMAOF92

can’t be concerned about what other artists think of your art

Bernie Sanders 🤝 Flagrant Ep is live Monday morning. INDULGE!

a movie about the one girl they forgot to rescue at Epstine Island after everyone left. it’s a thriller comedy, very home alone meets castaway vibes

no one has mentioned P.diddy’s penis yet. remember when they said Epstine had an egg shaped dick? i liked hearing that.

I now am on the deed of my own Netflix, Hulu, HBO and amazon prime account. sobriety is craaaaaaaazy

i am furious that i have to purchase my own netflix account do you know how much stealing elsewhere i’ll have to do to make up for this expense