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CaptainJivePants

@CptJivePants

Retired guy who still plays vidya games, collects toys, and watches wrasslin.

United States Katılım Ağustos 2012
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CaptainJivePants
CaptainJivePants@CptJivePants·
Whelp, it's officially time to leave X. Adding domestic terrorist to racist, bigot, and Sexual Abuse supporter is finally enough for me to stop laughing at the idiots on this platform. #DeportElonMusk @elonmusk Way to be a piece of shit spreading lies and inciting violence!
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Joey
Joey@jbsw254·
If I was in a room with Michael Keane & Ashley Young & had a gun with one bullet I’d shoot myself so I’d never have to watch either of them play for Everton again
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CaptainJivePants@CptJivePants·
@SipKayFabian If it stops him from making more crappy music, I'm all for him continuing to be a pro wrestler.
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Siper Dragon
Siper Dragon@SipKayFabian·
Chris Jericho needs to call it a career man It’s over. He can’t do it anymore. He’s washed. Nobody can carry him nowadays. It’s time to retire. He brings nothing to the table now. It was a good run. He needs to wrap it up now. Put a bow on it. He’s tired, we’re tired. It’s time.
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The Intangible Truth
The Intangible Truth@LukeMor19529310·
@Paul68958640 All caused by a Pandemic released by China, with the funding by the deep state. These people are dangerous, we can not survive as a nation with today's Democratic party.
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Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦
Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦@KellyScaletta·
Mail-in voting doesn't start for 8 days in Pennsylvania. There literally has not been a mail-in ballot sent. Last I checked 20% of zero is zero.
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CaptainJivePants@CptJivePants·
Tried to go to @Applebees - for the first time in over a decade - to watch an NFL game. They said they don't have that game, even though they are "The official bar & grill of the NFL." #nfl #Partnership fail. Glad another local place had it!
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gunnerblog@gunnerblog·
Wow. The referee is called over for a VAR review, and sticks with his onfield decision. No handball. GOAL. 2-1 Arsenal.
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Emi Sakura🍫
Emi Sakura🍫@EmiSakura_gtmv·
I drove by myself for the first time in America. I have never driven in Japan. Today, I had a tire blowout on the road for the first time, and while I was waiting for road service, every driver passing by asked me if I needed help. How kind of them. Thank you. It will be an adventure for me to get to Jacksonville tomorrow. Please applaud when I get there.
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Everton Extra
Everton Extra@Everton_Extra·
YOU LOST THE LEAGUE, AT GOODISON PARK!!! 😍😍💙💙
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CaptainJivePants@CptJivePants·
@nffcarchiex @FA_PGMOL Considering they've let you get away with everything, you shouldn't be complaining. MAYBE 1 legit penalty claim... MAYBE
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Pogo Johnny@Pogo_Johnny·
The Officials determined to help Everton claw those deducted points today aren't they? #EVENFO
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City HQ
City HQ@City_hq·
Rodri is 𝙐𝙉𝘽𝙀𝘼𝙏𝙀𝙉 in his last 65 Man City games in all comps, the most EVER for a player in Premier League history. 🤯⚔️ 📊 @OneFootball
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Sky Sports Premier League@SkySportsPL·
"Football is the greatest sport in the world, and the Premier League is the greatest league in the world" 👀 Bournemouth Owner Bill Foley shares his business philosophy and explains why he went for the Cherries 🍒
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Troll Football
Troll Football@TrollFootball·
Premier League FFP be like
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CaptainJivePants@CptJivePants·
@centregoals Too bad diving isn't illegal in the Premier League. Ayew would have earned a lifetime ban years ago.
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Premier League@premierleague·
First shot on target. First goal. ⚽️ Erling Haaland, who else? 🤩 #MCIEVE
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