Crabs In A Bucket

"I am all out of bubblegum."

@TheBrutalNature What in the Upside Down did I just watch?!

14. Beverage Control - your beverages are always the perfect temperature, and remain so until you finish them.

12. Podiatric Chameleon - you can change your feet to look like any other human's feet. 13. Body Hair Control - you can grow your body hair at will, but not the hair on your head.

3. Cookie pheromones - you smell like freshly baked cookies, but overwhelmingly so, and you can't turn it off. 4. Thriftelepathy - you are aware of the location of every yard sale and secondhand store on earth at all times.

1. Time Freezing - you can freeze time, but you are also frozen. You can't see or do anything, you are simply aware that nothing is happening. 2. Ear wax kinesis - you have complete control of the world's ear wax.

In a world where everyone had a super power, there would obviously be some people with top tier super powers. However, there must also exist a bottom to that range, meaning there must be some amount of of D and E tier super powers as well. I give you ... my list of stupid powers:

@PunkyCovfefe Imagine thinking you have a right to someone else's house colour.

When you don’t have an HOA.

@Jbizz2012 About 40. Our speed limit is 100 kph, 110 in sometimes.

@CrabBucketInc I have no idea how fast that is. Could you convert that into bald eagles per cheese steaks please?

@halforcforge 70 kph is like 40 cheeseburgers per bald eagle, or something like that.

@CrabBucketInc I read this first as mph and thought: why, that's the right speed? Then I saw it was in non-freedom units and it makes sense.

@BannedChief @_apexwolf5 💀💀💀💀

This shit had me rollin 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️

@TheCajunLibert1 @glowieboiz Congratulations!

This happened. She didn’t wanna wait for the doctor. So we had a baby on the living room floor at 415 this morning. Welcome ‘Luna Tea Olinde’. My 4th future anti-communist counter revolutionary disciple of Christ.

Gm.