Nitrous Tuggle

Just paid $23 for this haul #booyah

If someone made an app that was a calendar with every sporting event of that day they would be a billionaire

@CaptainJoshuab Last time I had these I started aggressively picking up loose change off of the ground

Only acceptable hotdog brand

Finally heading back to God’s country

@davejacksburner Enter a k-hole and stand perfectly still in the middle of the bar for 15 minutes

How do I talk to girls at bar if I decide to go out tonight. Search

@johnwoodyharr 4 more cum points man

GPA doxx for 450 followers. For reference it’s a BS in finance at UMiami. Am I #retarded

@Kyren2fast Close enough, welcome back Travis Hunter

Relationship turned situationship turned humiliationship. #obliterateme

Don’t know how I’ve never had these before but they’re already an instant classic

Forgot to pack socks and underwear for my week long trip. #commando

@dazeydukezknox Leave asap unless you have a birthday coming up

Mom took the airport stick that I had just purchased & am I PISSED!!!

@Foodacriss Foodastamps meet foodacris

The buzz balls and the baby shower cap 😂😂😂😂😂 “Lemme get dat uhhhh, numba 27”

#HTotD ny pizza/bagels are so mid

@UnanimousNPOY #faggot 😂😂😂 alright bud

@CrackSmuggler I know that you are a #faggot who lives in the shadow of our great state

Hot take of the day id never want to work/live in ANY part of North Carolina ever.

@thesheedspot @Foodacriss I’m just going to assume no one enjoys being around you and that you also could not afford to send your kids to a private school

@CrackSmuggler @Foodacriss everyone on golf twitter chasing the dead shtick of CC Snob, surprised you dont have some dumbass word in quotation marks in the middle of your name or something hilarious like CPA at the end of it

@thesheedspot @Foodacriss Could send my kid to a private school if I was really that worried about it bud

@CrackSmuggler @Foodacriss three of the worst states in the country to live for education, good choices for "Nitrous Tuggle"

@SzubaMeds Visiting NC beaches during the summer and NC mountains during the winter will always be some of my favorite trips. Just couldn’t make it permanent, Mr. Davis!

@CrackSmuggler Not even the outer banks Mr Tuggle?

@UnanimousNPOY Yeah buddy you just unironically said mog. I know what type of person you are

@CrackSmuggler Just admit you’re salty because NC mogs SC in every way

@Salttown Thank goodness I do not live in a poor underdeveloped area

@CrackSmuggler South Carolina over North Carolina?? You must be kidding. SC is 90% poor under developed shit hole. MC beaches are better, Mountains, schools, economy. Literally everything about NC is better than SC.

@Foodacriss I have a mountain house in Boone, it is gorgeous. I also have family that lives/works in Charlotte. I just don’t think I could stay there permanently. Personally i would much rather move to Georgia, Alabama, Louisiana, over North Carolina if I was forced to work outside of SC

@CrackSmuggler Idk how you can say this. Without mentioning some of the beach towns, the western part of North Carolina is simply stunning. I’d never ever leave South Carolina, but if you forced me to, that’s where I’d go