Dave “Retard” Jackson

@notbrandontanev Good thing it’s game 1

@davejacksburner Not on the back end of a double header

Just got popped for 218ng/dL of test. I mog faggots with low test imagine what I could do on cycle holy fak

@notbrandontanev I mean yeah. I’ll stick kick your ass with ease so what does that say about you

@davejacksburner This actually explains everything about you

Getting the steps in to earn fella Friday

@thepring13 Not shot on net is a bad shot

I just unfortunately need to stop texting women after 15 beers…

@heatdaddy69420 Do you have a correspondent for specific calls that you could bring in? I may know a guy, but I also might not know a guy, but I could see me maybe knowing a guy. Back up to you Rob

SOTD. red light yellow light green light GO! (Yes I ran this red)

@MikelSevere Jeff simms also won a national player of the week and has a jersey in the cfb HOF. What’s your point dumb fuck

Jeff Sims 44 games 510-893, 35 ints, 26 fumbles 46 passing TD, 8,149 total yards 1 Int every 25 attempts One fumble every .590 games Tony Colandrea 33 games 627-983, 29 ints, 17 fumbles 49 passing TDS, 8,715 total yards 1 Int every 36 attempts One fumble every .515 games

@raydavisIIII This should end well

My name is Ray Davis and today I will attempt to drink every beer that exists

@tappedinpierre @suziesuckle You know what else gets everywhere?

@suziesuckle It gets everywhere.

I don’t like sand.

@ThatChoppedDude This is peak internal performance

every morning about this time i always gotta take a fat shit

How I feel starting my truck up QAM (folding mirrors out, turning auto-stop off, closing garage door, getting car play fired up, adjusting climate, engaging sunglasses, clearing windshield)

@CFBHome Care to point it out?

@davejacksburner I found a trademark somewhere in this video and followed who owned that.

Army helmet (I would guess). Throwing out a crazy one but USC wouldnt shock me Using my detective skills

@ORALProblem Damn what a pull

Animal Of The Day: Elephant 🐘 Shrew

@aujohnstock Just part of the game Joan. Life at the track, if you will

@davejacksburner Sorry to hear that

Would you date someone from X, the everything app? I would but only if he had 400+ followers and didn’t have a Burnerverse repost

@CBSDickFitzwell Yeah rich I like the call of boozing here. But I could understand not boozing because you may have to be up at 6 am tm morning because you have a 3 hour spring ahead class. Let’s see what’s they come up with. Back to you rich

Anyone boozing? How is it? Yea, let’s bring in Dave Jackson.

@NebraskaCubbie Paid 5.29 today

Just paid 4.09 for gas, might have to break out the bike

@WearDRKNS My hair is fine rn but yeah idk what the deal is

@davejacksburner Get ready to learn bald by age 30 pal

@nevercommm Getting full panels back Tuesday

@davejacksburner There’s an underlying health issue get that checked out before you run a cycle