CraftBeer Bear

Totally “borrowing” this in the future: “But they put their Choose A Name cart before their Take A Moment And Look It Up First horse.” With proper attribution, of course, @stonegreg.

Imagine what the “Black Lagers Matter” brewer could have added to the current conversation... Oh dear, no, don’t.

@dontdrinkbeer F6A or you can’t quarantine with me.

Which lineup you goin with?

The only thing worse than the zombie apocalypse is the executive order apocalypse.

Shelter-in-place got you down? Try hibernating, brah.

Choosing a craft sixer/4-er from the local gas-and-go mart seemed like a GoT episode. Who deserves assistance? Who should survive? Many worthy beers left in the cooler, hoping to be adopted. May my choice be brewing still in 6 months.

@LongBeachCity @LongBeachMayor @LBHealthDept Please issue written guidance ASAP, so business owners can react appropriately and fully comprehend the guidance.

Live #COVID19LongBeach updates from @LongBeachMayor & @LBHealthDept for Monday, 3/16 pscp.tv/w/cT6fnTgxMzg0…

@hopnotes @BeerInsights That would be one way for MillerCoors / MolsonCoors to deal with the Keystone suit.

Sometimes I go looking for raisins in the cupboard. And instead I find a half-kilo of nettle leaf. Is my wife not telling me something?

Damnit. I might actually like hard kombucha.

Doing yoga after a whiskey flight is a risky proposition.

On a roller coaster, the way down is more fun than the way up. This is not true in real life. #RollerCoastersLie

Time to switch from appropriate to appros pirate.

Is it weird to retweet yourself? I dunno, was hibernating.

Was cleaning out my “following” list. But I will never unfollow @jacques_pepin I don’t care if he hasn’t tweeted in ages. #HopeForWisdom

@PintsandPanels Surpringly, they do. (Still odd, tho.) Do they also comment on your lack of a beard?

Why does any company bother to issue a _real_ press release on 4/1?

A loophole is a noose in waiting.

How about instead of taking “craft back,” we #TakeCraftForward?

WholeFoodsPrime is gonna make beer delivery interesting. May you live in interesting delivery zones.