Craig

@FootballFunnys I'd rather stick my dick in a blender

One thing we can all agree, this far the best pint of lager in the UK. You can't deny it and if you do, you're wrong 🍺

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@bestofStarTrek Nope. It's not the K'Tinga

Would you want to fly this?

I've wanted @Atleti to win as much as I do now, but i'm sure @kendallrowanx want's it that bit more

@AdamJSchwarz If it wasn't for you flag shagging MAGA spactics the strait would still be open you fucking cock wombles

Hegseth: "As a direct gift from the US to the world, we've established a powerful red, white & blue dome over the Strait." If it wasn't for the US, the Strait of Hormuz would be open, oil would be under $60 a barrel and the world wouldn't stand on the precipice of a recession.

Sorry but doesn't matter if you are Howe in or Howe out, we need to come together and support the lads for the last few games, keep the whole manager situation until the summer at least #NUFC

@the_superinno @Ocunited7 @NUFC if that is the best flex you can come up with, then fucking hell i'd love to see the flex when you realise you are still a plastic from another continent.

@CraigG_NUFC @Ocunited7 @NUFC Me, an African, watching a poor man get his knickers in a twist in the bottom half of the table while the real United didn't have to play to qualify for European football. 🙂‍↔️😂 Holllldddddd itttttt! 🤣

United 💪

@peterhelm711 @Lauren94BHA The bairn is old enough mate, anybody over the age of 11 seems to get in

@Lauren94BHA You look like you’ll be down th Bigg Market later.

Newcastle (a) 3 points please! 🙏 #bhafc

@Ocunited7 @NUFC Yet all the African's are blessed with English football knowledge? fuck off and support Mud Hut FC

@CraigG_NUFC @NUFC But the world does not recognize you as united, so cry more. 😢🌍💔

So it's not just #SAFC that can fuck over the seagulls, at least ours was legal #NUFC

@MwepuMagic And that my friend is why love him lol seriously thought, the lad is a liability, he'll get his karma one day on the field, and I don't say that lightly as a Newcastle fan

JOELINTON COULD COMMIT GENOCIDE AND STILL NOT GET A YELLOW CARD #BHAFC

@Ocunited7 @NUFC Account based in Africa and you still dont know that your so called beloved team were NOT United before us, fuck off you plastic

@NUFC We know the real United enjoy today win

That was needed #nufc

@Dominos_UK 1-0 to Atletico

score predictions for Atletico v Arsenal tonight? don't all say 0-0

@kendallrowanx My dead grandmother was better than Titus Shambles

Do you lot think there’s a player for your club who you’ve genuinely been better than

@JamesMelville You forgot queues and talking about the weather

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@NUFC7890 Mavis the tea lady is filling at as our new number 9 for the remainder of the season? while Tony and Bert are our new wide players from the over 90's walking football team?

Exclusive NUFC news coming at 9:00pm you do not want to miss this 💣 #NUFC

Thank you #NUFC for ruining yet another weekend

give us an open goal and we would still miss #NUFC

fuck it im off to the pub, at least i can get pissed watching this shite #NUFC