Craig R. Webster

@Titty_princess_ Horrible

@bubbblebratz1 Why do you do that?

@meganftshow What is that stuff coming out of you?

@honylove101 That's fucking huge

@reinozomica False

@reinozomica No

@jamieblatant @virginmedia But you didn't. You're just being an arsehole as usual.

Hey @virginmedia what the official complaint policy on this whilst taking a photo to send you I slipped and hurt my self and I need to put a claim in for my personal injuries

@Katheri59659884 Do you do happy endings?

Hi! I'll open soon my private Tantric Sensual Salon, in Edinburgh!!! Bookings at number:07557761802 Daily 10AM till 9PM 2 MASSEUSES available in a same time!!!

@ATRightMovies @MarkHamill Granny Walton

Happy birthday @MarkHamill - what is his greatest non-Star Wars role?

@FreckledLiberty Not for me. The feminists In my life have taught me everything about relationships.

men, is this true? 🧐

@Hijkl4441 @keithedwards I hope she used anti bacterial gel afterwards.

@keithedwards That hand shaking

This is the moment he knew he was cooked

@ElvisCostello See you in Glasgow next week. Not my home city, bought my pal a ticket for his birthday.

Get ready, Buxton! Only two weeks until Costello & Nieve take the stage!🎸 Get your tickets here: tour.elviscostello.com

@spoilt6661 @NewWaveAndPunk Where did you get that?

"They said, "Release Remote Control" But we didn't want it on the label They said, "Fly to Amsterdam" The people laughed, but the press went mad Ooh-oh, someone's really smart Ooh-oh, complete control, yeah, that's a laugh On the last tour, my mates, they couldn't get in..."

@thenostalgic It's the set in a TV program.

@benonwine My Gran.

@Tjeerd001 I'll get my coat.

Your boss ask what happened respond in 4 words

@jamieblatant @jonsopel @elonmusk I understand you are electrically minded. But why are you always so negative?

@jonsopel @elonmusk Depends on what footage you pick , have a wonder crown Croydon high street with your phone put see how you get on

Crikey- you may be right ⁦@elonmusk⁩ - it feels like imminent civil war in London this evening - people from all races and religions sitting in the sun, having picnics, walking dogs, playing frisbee, enjoying the greatest city in the world. #edgy

@REVMAXXING I remember a poster of a man "soldier" falling. It stayed WHY. I still think that. No one as given me an answer yet.

Do you agree with her?

@Nadira_ali12 It's not yes or no. Do you have a constructive analysis to agree or disagree?

Do you agree with him? Yes or No?

@TheRealJamieKay They are all shit.

You can only watch one. Which are you choosing?