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Craigor Barbarian
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Craigor Barbarian
@CraigorDammit
Former child star. emancipated from his parents at 16. Tied for third most appearances on The Love Boat. You may know me from Drake and Josh.
Katılım Ocak 2026
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Fun fact about me:
I lost my virginity inside Ohio Stadium. Home of the Buckeyes.
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Ok I love my new air fryer. Yeah that’s right. I’m that guy. Obnoxious air fryer guy.
Made chicken parm tonight.
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@flutter72 And it’s the perfect size for two. Doesn’t take up a stupid amount of room.
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@CraigorDammit Hooray!! Isn’t it just so awesome!! I’m so glad you like it. You can even do frozen chicken breasts and they turn out really good.
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What percentage of posts do you see on your TL that you would say is not hot garbage?
I’m putting mine at 4.8%
That might be generous
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It's 95 outside. The AC in my office kicks into overdrive around noon so I have to wear a fleece.
It is frigid in here. It's so stupid
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My extensive research has concluded that 98% of drivers are dipsh*ts... Try not to be a dipsh*t today...
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Being a trophy husband isn't all fun and games you know.
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I actually speak 5 languages, and not one of them has a word for weirdos like you who eat bananas with a spoon.
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman
@RepShriThanedar Both cheated, but at least they can speak English
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@LIVINIGLIFE At this point it's Good luck and Godspeed. May the odds be ever in your favor.
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@CraigorDammit They picked my two favorite things lettuce & raspberries. I'm completely disorganized at this point 😂
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Damn. I have two different salads on the menu this week.
Fuck it. Let's play butt roulette.
NBC 7 San Diego@nbcsandiego
A San Diego infectious disease doctor says it’s probably best to stay away from fresh produce for the next week or so, even if you wash it. A fecal parasite illness, known as cyclosporiasis, has now reached California. NBC 7’s Shandel Menezes has details. on.nbc7.com/fJ8api2
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I installed new hardwood flooring in my DMs for that extra slidability.
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In honor of today’s t shirt I thought I’d share the time I wore it first. No one needs to see my brother’s mug.
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She sounds like the cholera basement ghost on that sitcom Ghosts.
Iykyk
em 💌@polisciqueenn
shes truly such a unique candidate LMAO
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