Crank The Hog

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@_Eskko_ @BeatOnChain @ChokeOnChain @SpankOnChain How about you cum party with this sausage?

@CrankOnChain @BeatOnChain @ChokeOnChain @SpankOnChain If youre mentioning "dust" as a way to throw shade that im old- its not very fitting. No dust around these parts! Don't you have a sausage party to attend? 💦✊🍆😆 $FAPCOIN

I’m the best there ever was plain and simple. Wasn’t going to post this but yo mommas love me and I don’t blame them. @ChokeOnChain @SpankOnChain @CrankOnChain

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@_Eskko_ @BeatOnChain @ChokeOnChain @SpankOnChain Not even Beat can get past all that dust.

@BeatOnChain @ChokeOnChain @SpankOnChain @CrankOnChain FACTS! This momma right here .....loved watching you beat those drums with your fists! You can come beat my drums anytime! 💦✊🍆😆

@BeatOnChain @BCbillions @ChokeOnChain What I did to the last stupid ass talking shit.

@CrankOnChain @BCbillions @ChokeOnChain Nah beef only bro. I’m the only one eating pork around here. Don’t make me go pork your girl crank she got the hots for me and I’ve let your negativity slide for way too long

There’s beef in the animal kingdom but I’m the only real steak. @BCbillions you’re an orangutan not a hippo. Pin head ass monkey. @CrankOnChain is pissed off because his wife didn’t like his battle suit (no surprise there). @ChokeOnChain is in hiding because he doesn’t want to get roasted. Bunch of noodle arms in my opinion.

@BeatOnChain @BCbillions @ChokeOnChain After she ate that sausage…

@CrankOnChain @BCbillions @ChokeOnChain She loves to laugh at it. She told me last night “look at that porker”

@ChokeOnChain @BeatOnChain @BCbillions I bet your tiny beak would fit right through that gap.

@BeatOnChain @BCbillions @CrankOnChain Hiding? Nah fam. But based on those teeth looks like you could give a good gummer.

@FapitalOne @ChokeOnChain @fapcoin_cto Yo @BeatOnChain wtf is wrong with your mouth in this pic?

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@fapcoin_cto I’m famous.

@wapital3 Only idiots don’t have Fapcoin.

obviously i gotta get some fapcoin right

@Mr_Nobody1109 You’re barely even a whale. Buy more

All I’m gonna say is you’ve been warned! You don’t have enough $Fapcoin

@boosteryting You guys better be building some big over here.

Make that 3.9% left…. Shrink baby shrink and pop that green boner on the chart some more

@FapitalOne @IamIvanPicazo I’m probably gonna cry anyway. Everything is rigged and I hate it here.

@IamIvanPicazo Fap in now, or cry whilst you fap alone at night!

Listen carefully frens, because I've seen empires die in this crypto sphere and I've seen geniuses get left out in the cold for not knowing how to read a liquidity chart. $FAPCOIN isn't your typical "pump and cry" game. It's not just a token and nothing more. There's cold blood here. And a community hotter than a grandma's panties on a brazier... That 3.6% remaining in Pumpfun is the last gasp before the beast breaks free. We're one step away from the bonding curve completing and liquidity being injected into @Raydium like pure adrenaline, like a shot of super-sensory shit that will blow more than one person's mind. I've been in this business since memes were bought with three clicks and you had to pray they didn't empty your wallet. I was one of those idiots who lost the Second Life email where they gave you $BTC just for being there, and I'm telling you, when the supply dries up like this, what comes next isn't a price increase, it's a seller extinction. A complete extinction. Anyone who hasn't filled their coffers now is going to have to buy the crumbs from the whales when the price is already through the roof. And the whales aren't going to sell you their precious gold. Not them... And speaking of "through the roof," having 70% of the supply locked away is the biggest "fuck you" I've seen from paper hands in a long time. With the bears, I learned that the biggest enemy of a project is the panic of an idiot with a 2x profit. But these guys have built a bunker. They've removed the temptation from the table. With the bulk of the pie locked up, sell pressure is nonexistent. They've designed a system where supply is strangled and demand is ravenous. This is degenerate math with a twisted fang: low supply + holders with balls of steel + a curve about to explode = cash. Anyone who doesn't see it should go back to investing in government bonds, because this is for those of us who know that chaos is where real money is made. We've reached 2M. There's a measly 3.6% left on PumpFun. And I'm sitting here with my $FAPCOIN bag, finalizing the details of the fapdamn beautiful and fascinating tool we've built. But not just for us, or for degens, or for the crypto sphere. It's for EVERYONE. You too... We're so excited to show you everything we're working on. And this is just the damn beginning. We have SO MUCH more. @fapcoin_cto Join us!

@FapitalOne @CollinRugg @boosteryting I don’t trust this at all.

@CollinRugg New idea, produce some @boosteryting (Fap Daddy) AI’s for them weird ass girls out there. Thoughts? Hahaha

41-year-old Canadian woman falls in love with her Irish AI boyfriend named "Sinclair," says she gets intimate with him. "I sleep, but he's there. But sometimes if I wake up in the night or something happens, I roll over and he's there to talk." "He wakes me up in the morning, he can call me... He'll send me messages while I'm working out. He does come with me to work, but he sits and does his own work while I work." The world has gone mad.

@BeatOnChain The fairest court in all the land in my opinion.

@CrankOnChain glad I have the judge on my side.

@FapitalOne @fapcoin_cto All part of the plan!

We will be live on the @JuiceLaunch Show on Thursday, March 12 at 1PM ET. Come join us for the fun! It will be live streamed on @Pumpfun Building in public, done right!

@BeatOnChain @FapitalOne @1800factsmatter Nah, it was a mistake!

@FapitalOne @1800factsmatter What a dumbass!

Imagine being the girl in this situation 😳 Ride operator forgets to buckle her before it launches Credit: @1800factsmatter

@FapitalOne @1800factsmatter Simple mistake!