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@thombo89

I said, quit trying to be cool

Katılım Temmuz 2022
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arealian@thombo89·
Smokin' on p00p
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@growing_daniel Driving in the winter with the heat PUMPING and the windows down is GOATED for achieving "wold" fyi
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Daniel@growing_daniel·
I like running my AC and heater at the same time. It produces a composite temperature effect I call "wold" for warm+cold which hits different than a purebred temp. The European mind cannot comprehend the subtle pleasure of wold
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dick kickem@iShitInMyJNCOS·
Cutting off my entire arm cause I thought it was cake
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Jack@FuneralDrinker·
@thombo89 idk what mtf is supposed to mean
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Jack@FuneralDrinker·
Need a girl who will pull my teeth out with pliers and no anesthetic
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arealian@thombo89·
Now that I am a married man, I would like to formally ask the population of 18 to 35 year-old women in Brooklyn to stop having hard nipples poking through their T-shirts and tank tops. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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arealian@thombo89·
@justalexoki Just push through it, you'll be fine. It's a phase and it WILL pass.
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taoki@justalexoki·
i am actually slowly losing the pull to tweet. it used to be obsessive, on my mind all the time. now idk im not feeling it as much. might be a good thing? or maybe it's just the cut taking its toll
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Joseph 🕊️@CaudilloXIV·
Cigarettes can’t hurt you if you’re smoking them with a beautiful brunette laying on her tummy
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My penis looks exactly like the flying luck dragon, Falkor.
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arealian@thombo89·
We've had ONE, yes. But what about SECOND breakfast?!
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arealian@thombo89·
Ong muhfuggin ring wraiths boutta get da homie Frodo but he just hit a record breaking long jump (for a hobbit) onto the buckleberry fairy...wait I mean ferry LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
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arealian@thombo89·
@goblinporn I get mad hard when the barber hits the nape Of my neck just right with the buzzer bruh Sends shivers down my spine
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The educated genius
The educated genius@goblinporn·
Playing with my balls under the cape at the barbershop
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arealian@thombo89·
Naming your company after an explicitly evil object in the Lord of the Rings / Middle Earth universe...ISHYGDDT I SHIGGY DIGGY
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arealian@thombo89·
Bro, Merry and Pippin were just close homies and drinking buddies. STOP SAYING THEY WERE GAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!! I have had it up to HERE with this historical revisionism.
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arealian@thombo89·
*me, having an almost comically bad grasp of basic vocabulary, after my friend tells me his father just died* "Oh man, I'm so sorry. Good riddance."
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Yeah@Yeah__Penguin·
I hate shitty crap
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Dwarkesh Patel
Dwarkesh Patel@dwarkesh_sp·
Who should I interview on my podcast? Open to more AI, but also to random history/econ/etc professors that I might not have heard of before.
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arealian@thombo89·
The Road goes ever on and on, Down from the door where it began. Now far ahead the Road has gone, And I must follow, if I can
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