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@NUFCgallowgate Regardless of where they actually play, most top teams have that 10 in profile we never have. Palmer, szoboszlai, rogers, havertz, fernandes, all capable of a 30 yard finish, line breaking pass, deadball proficiency. Our closest is bruno who turns into pope when striking a ball.

Why do we play 3CDMs instead of a number 10? Get Wissa on as the 9 #NUFC

@jordancronin_ Its because he likes to stand right infront of hall and not move until hall has no option but to give him it, take the ball and cut inside on his right foot and then lose it.

As most of us suspected, Anthony Gordon doesn’t like playing on the right wing. Seems a bit selfish to me as he’s more than capable of doing it, possibly more so than Harvey Barnes.

@Edit_Kev Some good business if not forced, still think we are a creative attacker short though

@davez2010 More worried about finding him after that performance, elanga and Barnes provided absolutely nothing to feed on.

Disappointing attacking performance tonight. Never looked like creating a chance, let alone scoring. Thankfully we don’t have to worry about not having a striker anymore…. #NUFC

@NUFCMurph Reminiscent of J7 up top

Osula is absolutely stinking. Not even Merlin could magic a player out of him. #nufc

@JoelBlandSport Howe doesnt get much wrong but he did here, and clearly Osula is no where near good enough, elanga quality concerning too.

One of the most painful away performances I’ve seen in years, good god. Get to the final third and don’t have a clue what to do - still need a creative midfielder to beat these low block sides, really surprised that hasn’t been addressed. Bruce-esque tonight. #nufc

@CraigHope_DM Elanga looking a poor buy currently, pace but zero quality. Almiron mk2

Even for the changes, Newcastle could not find any quality in the final third. Spells in the first half when they were in control & getting clear in the channels. Did they ever look like scoring? Not really. A predictable outcome.

@tfNUFC Goals? Behave that was tragic.

Goals are a problem. Hopefully Woltemade solves that. Another point on the road, plenty more to come from this side ⚫️⚪️ #NUFC | #LEENEW

@goalsside @10JoseAlvarez Giving barca the money for Isak chaps

🚨🚨| BREAKING: Newcastle United are prepared to make a massive move for Fermín López, offering to quadruple his salary and pay a €100m transfer fee! @10JoseAlvarez

@NUFCblogcouk Heads gone thinking about pope under that psg press

It's time. #NUFC #PSG #UCLDraw

@NUFCblogcouk Hopefully the push we need to bring in 2 strikers

So far, Newcastle will face: HOME: 🇪🇸 Barcelona + Benfica 🇵🇹 AWAY: 🇫🇷 PSG + Bayer Leverkusen 🇩🇪 Exciting, but tough! #NUFC #UCL #UCLDraw

@NUFC360 @CraigHope_DM Feel like we are being used again

🗞️ Sources in Germany have told Mail Sport that Newcastle are closing in on a deal for Stuttgart striker Nick Woltemade. @CraigHope_DM | #NUFC

@TransferSector @FOXSportsArg If he didnt answer how would he know why they were calling you shitebag

𝙏𝙍𝘼𝙉𝙎𝙁𝙀𝙍 𝙉𝙀𝙒𝙎: Newcastle United called Lautaro Martínez’s agent to inquire about his situation, but he didn’t even answer the phone, reports @FOXSportsArg 🇦🇷

@interimerlin Well he won't will he, bloke hasnt even trained

@MagpieMediaX Just want it to be over it's so boring now

Wolves are 100% bluffing #NUFC here. If they sign this guy - they’ll have FOUR strikers. Not many teams in world football have that many viable options in one position, never mind that of a relegation-fighting club. This is a JSL replacement. Our pursuit is FAR from over.

@henrywinter How can you say he doesn't have the players, half of the team he has picked himself and theres barely a <50m player in that squad. Hes just not good enough simple.

Amorim wedded to 3-4-2-1 that runs against #MUFC traditions, leaves them light in central mid & leaves gaps in defence. It works for Glasner #CPFC because he has players with requisite skill-set/character. Amorim obstinate when could tweak to 4-2-3-1 > solid > width. He won’t.

@NUFCEdge Neither wissa or larsen are coming

🚨 Tore Pedersen (Strand Larsen's agent) has arrived in England to facilitate a move to Newcastle United, according to Norwegian outlet TV2. They report that the player will move to Tyneside before Monday’s deadline #nufc

@markgoldbridge Unworkable? Have a word you div hes signed half of that team and had more than enough time to implement his style. Just been turned over by grimsby. Eddie howe had a championship squad competeing for champions league, theres levels.

INEOS will stick with Amorim and so they should. The question is will he stick with us? A manager resigning would be the ultimate indication of how bad things really are if the boss thinks it's unworkable

@GregLake_ Man utd wont sell to us, remember when we wanted lingard on loan

Would love this #nufc

@NUFCMurph Maybe Isak isnt as good as he thinks is? Just maybe it was the players around him

Key takeaway from the first two games is a competent Striker will get a load of goals in this team. Even without the sulking Swede, we'll be fine if we just get someone through the door. #nufc