Craw

@WallStreetMav @USDOL Doesn't necessarily mean every 401k will have those investment options, most wont see any changes at all imo

401k investment options have always seemed too narrow to me. Only having the option to pick from a handful of funds is ridiculous. Trump’s executive order opened private-market investments to everyday 401(k) holders — and now the DOL rules to make it official are here! @USDOL

@WallStreetMav Watched Chuck Norris in The Delta Force this weekend, '86. Opening scene takes place 200 miles outside of Tehran, Iran LOL

The 1980s action movies were the best. 🔊 … sound up

@ZaherTPI @Mr_Derivatives Hope so, need to load up

@Mr_Derivatives Will $SPX see $6200 next week?

The last time the 10yr yield was at 4.40%, the $SPX was trading at 6,200. Or another 5% lower from current levels. I’m just the messenger.

@Mr_Derivatives Time to be greedy

$DIA officially in a technical correction. $IWM officially in a technical correction. $QQQ almost in a technical correction. $SPY almost in a technical correction. Gulp….

Classic ... Chuck Norris meme

@PressSec Deport every single illegal now 🇺🇸

President Trump's policies have delivered the most secure border in American history. 👇🏼

Rest in Peace Chuck Norris The man inspired millions. Class act

@espn Chuck Norris doesnt die, he achieves the next level

Martial arts grandmaster and action star Chuck Norris has died, his family said in a statement. He was 86. Norris was a six-time undefeated World Professional Middleweight Karate champion. He founded the United Fighting Arts Federation, as well as a style of karate sometimes known as Chun Kuk Do.

RIP my man. What a great career and life. PS: What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

In honor of the great Chuck Norris, I leave you with this joke: Your stock didn’t go up because of fundamental or technical analysis, it is because Chuck Norris hit the buy button.

@StockMKTNewz I'll buy all the cayenne 🌶

I guess Unilever is in talks with everyone Unilever $UL is in talks to separate its food business and combine it with spice maker McCormick $MKC - WSJ

@KatieMiller @elonmusk @BillyM2k Deport every single illegal now 🇺🇸

@elonmusk @BillyM2k We have 50 million foreigners in this country — the idea that anyone can vote anonymously by mail is the definition of insanity.

i don’t understand why the left is against voter id while simultaneously saying how it won’t make a difference because people aren’t illegally voting so then pass the law? if the results are the same and it makes no difference, it takes away the talking point

@elonmusk @BillyM2k Or just deport every single illegal under the current laws

@BillyM2k The reality is that there is massive cheating. But it is impossible to prove that without ID and in-person voting.

@SCHDETF Good stuff, wont even check this weekend, trust your analysis ;)

🚨 My $SCHD Reconstitution Predictions are HERE. $SCHD is about to look very different. Reconstitution is tomorrow (Friday, March 20), when the index resets and reapplies its rules to maintain quality and dividend growth. I ran the numbers, rebuilt the methodology, and estimated the new portfolio. This is my best attempt using available data, not exact. But after digging through everything… Some major shifts are coming. Big names may be out. New ones coming in. Less energy? Fewer staples? Less industrials? More financials? More tech? I’ll walk through the predicted adds, removals, and how it could impact yield, sector allocation, and the top 15 holdings 👇

@greg16676935420 @Kalshi

@Kalshi Does anyone else see what I see?

BREAKING: Democrats and Republicans are now tied at 50% to win the Senate.

@misfitpatriot_ Ill bail her out 😀

Fuckin Florida. This is probably a real story 🤣🤣🤣

@stoolpresidente You are a dick lol

Such a shame Ohio State got bounced in the first round. Guess Michigan will have to carry the conference

@Tekeee Get a grip, S&P down 6% from all time highs

Gold is crashing. Silver is crashing. Crypto is crashing. Stocks are crashing. The dollar is crashing. Real talk what should we buy now?

@jamesg10715733 @1Master1Chief @MorbidKnowledge Exactly.

@1Master1Chief @CrawFlys @MorbidKnowledge He’s not saying that doesn’t happen he’s saying that corrupt Netflix would be more likely to do a series on white on black crime vs black on white crime due to race politics online. Both are disgusting situations but his point wasn’t about them instead about the media afterwards

On August 20th, 2020, Darius Sessoms walked over to his neighbours kids who were riding bikes outside their home, placed a gun to 5-year-old Cannon Hinnant's head and m**dered him in front of his two sisters for riding on the lawn.

@PamelaHensley22 Was @adamcarolla speaking to @jimmykimmel here??

Adam Carolla just said: "If Kamala Harris was in charge right now, Iran would have a nuclear device and the border would be wide open. So shut the f*ck up. You don't know what the f*ck you're talking about! You're dumb!" Truth!

@DanBilzerian @ArynneWexler Kent was a narc

@ArynneWexler Silence jew, the goyim are talking

Wonder if they’ll mention Israel