Morty254📶🐐

Kenya does not need a president in 2022. We need to be single for 5 years so that we can heal and find ourselves.😴😴 #KimathisGraveIdentified #ExWangu #KOTLoyalFaithfuls #KOTLoyalsNiSisi #KOTLoyals

We don’t hate Ruto because he’s not a Kikuyu. We hate him because he frustrated Dr. Obwaka to his death, spent 17B in the State House unlike Uhuru’s 4.8B, ordered the shooting of Kenyans on the legs, came up with SHA which is not working, and has no good track record.

Adulting is very strange. You can avoid spending money for a week and end up spending all the money you saved that week in one day.

China sent goods worth Sh671 billion to Kenya in 2025. In the same period, Kenya’s exports to China were only Sh17 billion, showing a big trade gap of Sh654 billion.

Iran is exporting its Oil to China By Train Trump got played again.

Drunk Driving is irresponsible. Gari haijui nyumbani.

Ile kizungu inakuanga police station tunanyamazanga tu juu wako na bunduki😂😂😂

Auditor-General reveals that UDA party failed to deduct and remit taxes on Sh128 million in staff costs, leaving Sh69.8 million unremitted. It also paid Sh219 million to suppliers without withholding tax or the 0.03% levy, exposing it to penalties.

We cannot all be trying to head home at 5:00PM. We have to start going home in groups

Companies replacing junior roles with AI and then wondering why they can't find senior talent in five years is going to be the most predictable crisis in hiring history.

Whoever lied to Africans that playing golf is a measure of success did a good job.

KRA owes me 200k I owe KRA 60k But they want me to pay them first and write a letter so that they THINK - If they will pay me

Just a reminder: MPESA is the most expensive payment platform in the universe. That's why it hasn't been accepted anywhere on this space rock except Kenya.

My loya @Lasterbosire ,can we sue @KeNHAKenya for damages?Over the weekend I hit a pothole and burst my 2 Michelin tyres worth 130k, pneumatic suspension(90k),Thermostat housing (30k) and labour was 30k.There has to be consequences for public institutions that sleep on their job.

🚨BREAKING: IRAN SAYS HORMUZ WILL REMAIN CLOSED UNTIL TRUMP TELLS THE WORLD THE TRUTH ABOUT EPSTEIN ISLAND

Boys alifungulia wife wake biz, ikapick fiti, ikaanza kuingiza doo fiti alafu dem akaanza madharau now that anaingiza doo mob kuliko mzee😂😂jamaa alituma wezi wakapora shop sahii dem ako home amehumble mbaya .

Over 50% of salaried workers in Kenya rely on advance loans to survive due to the rising cost of living, according to a new report. The report reveals Kenyans are increasingly depending on short-term credit to cover monthly expenses.

Good night 😂

Yani kweli kweli hii serikali inaona tukiwa vipii ama nini. Of all the people,it is Gaucho a well know goon,that they have seen as a suitable Board member for a hospital that our lives depend on. Si ata wangepea Oguda,tuone wanatuheshimu kidogo,but gaucho? What the hell!

An illiterate without any gov't portfolio called Gaucho, is now moving around with fuel guzzlers with escorts fueled by taxpayers money, inspecting ghost gov't projects. This is how low we have sunk as a country

Munapea madwanzi kazi and you act surprised when hospitals don't work?Utaambia gaucho hospitali inahitaji Implants akuulize unataka atoe kwa shamba Gani!