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Good news, everyone! It's World Pizza Day! Order yourselves a pie today!

@hodgetwins Not even a 50 caliber can reach that high.

If that Chinese spy balloon crosses into the South, that bitch is getting shot down by a pissed off American FAST 🤣

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

I'm getting notified of dumb bitches tweets like @laurenboebert since Melon took over. Fuck off.

@musicolet the audio is very low quality over Bluetooth headphones. I listen to the same song in another app and it's HQ. What happened, and how do I fix it?

Now Vudu doesn't even let you see what it offers in Canada. We need to cripple or destroy the stranglehold on content by Bell and Rogers in canadaland.

How ANTIFA plans to destroy the @GOP.

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What is this, a Twitter for ANTS?

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@BenMossNC @NC_Governor How do you get anything done e with all that lobbyist phallus in your mouth? Do you have time to swallow?

Last week, I voted to unmask our kids as the #NCGA passed the Free The Smiles Act with a vote of 76-42, now its up to @NC_Governor to sign it. #NCPOL

@bbjessTTV 50 bucks. What a bunch of cheap bastards. @panasonic why so cheap? Add three zeroes.

streamers- please don't tell me yall are out here accepting $50 brand deals

@bbjessTTV Wish I could be there! You'll do great!

@3YearLetterman @elonmusk Oldest? 200 years? Sure...

@elonmusk Today makes Britain and France so angry that America is the oldest and greatest country on earth because we beat them in the Revolutionary War. The Declaration of Independence was signed this day, giving us our 1st Amendment right to free speech. They don’t even have free speech.

@daphnewool Oh wow that sounds amazing! You mentioned scuba in the show but I wasn't clear, did you guys scuba? How's the water over there?

@CreepyXL we went to hawaii for heaths bday! it was absolutely gorgeous

packing for a special trip… 👙