Cletus the Confederate

@GDubya88 Daddy Strus was stunting on those hoes

Wtf are you doing Cade?!?

@TylrBennett 20 beers

What’s a respectable order at the bar lmk

Every bitch needs at least 1 physique pic in the pub profile this shit is getting out of hand

@BMcwonders33149 2 beers

The hell did I stumble across. #ChurchillDowns

@jaynussv Nice ankles hugh

OluKai lank

@BeanieShai2 Where the fuck is José Calderón?

My top 25 list

@ThrobbyBoucher 13 with severe autism

Guess the age

The shots I will be throwing up this summer will be “warrant for my arrest” type of shots #nothingbutnet

@nuggets Angel Reese would have been more help that Braun

Final

@nuggets Jamal is a terrorist

Someone in Denver needs to beat up Christian Braun as soon as they land after the game

I’m giving her my PIN number

I really need a nasty bitch rn

@JackLinville7 Fag

I don't drink coffee

Who else is ripping bag atm

@FrankStrocher No such thing as “too many” son

Is 5 vodka redbulls too many ?

@Shaynagillis I shall bite my nails when I want to you house cleaning, laundry folding whore

@cornbaagger Her shit definitely tastes like battery acid, but a real warrior would pull through. Love of the game.

Who wants to be eaten out rn?

@HeftyMarty Saw ts today and was genuinely befuddled