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I will never forgot driving past a golf course on Mother’s Day with my dad when I was 12 or 13 and him saying “only assholes and the divorced get to play golf today”

@LASHYBILLS Reason 978 I will never go on a cruise

jewish man loses it on cruise ship after spotting passenger with swastika tattoos "get the f-off"

@AndyTFE Kankakee Elk took a direct hit from a major tornado tonight. It probably sustained some major tree damage, which may not be a bad thing.

@ToddFuhrman I am sick of acquiring first round picks, with all of these first rounders you are conceding that quite a few of them will be misses. I agree we have to sign some strong free agents, this year started with promise and is now back to feeling hopeless and questioning this rebuild

I’m thoroughly convinced the Blackhawks are going backwards in their rebuild Not quite sure how anyone wants to watch this product on a nightly basis unless they’re a true die hard

@ChicagoSufferer He was a great politician, said what you wanted and needed to hear

Call me the bad guy, but I’m not going to be missing Nick Foligno that much

@chicago1802 @OviClapBomb I am hoping the 4:30 presser is a Bedard contract announcement of a 8+ year deal. Then it will be his team.

@OviClapBomb It’s been his team since he was drafted, now he’ll officially have the C on his chest

The Blackhawks are officially… Connor Bedard’s team. #Blackhawks

@OviClapBomb I liked Foligno but the guy was a politician, always said the things you wanted to hear. I guess “this is where I want to be, I want to be a part of the growth” was all BS because the last two days it was I want to play meaningful hockey.

@BlackhawksFocus Does Seravalli work for the hawks now, this has been a very odd addition to the media team. I just find a very odd that a national pundit just showed up and is now a main guy. And to be honest I think he adds very little.

Frank Seravalli projects what the #Blackhawks lineup will look like next season:

@actualfaulkner @realBillWirtz Kochinski is Reichel 2.0, a million chances to make an impact and he can’t.

@Creining313 @realBillWirtz Not to mention Korchinski can’t even crack a completely shit blue line THE KIDS SUCK

3 years into the Connor Bedard era and we’re still watching only Connor Bedard be an impact player. Progress being measured in millimeters. #Blackhawks

@actualfaulkner @realBillWirtz The bigger problem is the high draft picks we have are regressing throughout this whole season. nazar, rinzel Lev have all regressed

@realBillWirtz Connor Bedard and 17 minor league players. BUT… BUT… BUT THE PROSPECTS!!!!!!!! THEY’RE COMING!!!!!!!

@LandonMcClell15 @bedsysburner98 And he has a habit of over sleeping.

@bedsysburner98 Imagine taking Levshunov 2nd overall and needing to scratch him 2 weeks before the Olympic break to "learn basic fundamentals" as a defenseman... This kid NEEDS to be absolutely ELITE/Superstar talent. Everyone just turns a blind eye because KD made this pick.. its embarrassing

The Artyom Levshunov development camp is still in full swing post practice today #Blackhawks

@AndyTFE some back home laughs for you. I had to clarify but this guy was 100% serious in comparing Chicago Golf Club to Village links.

@PENGSNOW1 @powers_of_psu @PennStateMHKY Complete opposite I would say this will help more than it hurts. Go look up the story of how Kevin Bieksa got signed to the Canucks, got a minor league PTO and ended up punching a team mate at a Winnipeg bar and was signed by Brian Burke the next day.

@powers_of_psu @PennStateMHKY McKennas value just dropped immensely, good chance his career high expectations are over.

Seems as if Mr Coakley intentionally harassed Gavin McKenna’ Mom. In her face/called her a “wh-re.” Gavin had to be restrainted inside the restaurant by @PennStateMHKY teammates. The McKenna’ then left the restaurant to avoid the scene when the “victim” followed them into the parking lot. He approached Mrs McKenna when Gavin cold cocked the dude. One punch. 🥊 A classic cash-grab. You are looking to provoke the most famous student/athlete on campus. A future top overall @NHL pick. Loser senior who doesn’t have a job offer plans it all out. Only thing he’s immune from is manual labor. Which he will be doing on the Ridley Borough Crew when he is back living in his parent’ basement. State College Police are a half-notch above the Keystone Cops. They would have called the Kennedy Assassination a “flesh wound.” This joker is laughing at Mt Nittany Hospital like he won the lottery. McKenna was protecting his Mom. Drop these bogus charges.

@CHGO_Blackhawks They have to stop making roster decisions based on trying to stand on this morale high ground, I am not saying they should sign Carter hart but this was a college bar fight and it sounds like good reason. This would be a all time miss if they pass on him

If Gavin McKenna is on the board for the Blackhawks, would they make the pick?

@dbrogdon It is one profession I lost all respect for when I became a adult

@dbrogdon @BarbellFi Counterpoint I hired a realtor on my first house he gave me what he thought the listing price should be, I said let’s try 35k more than his suggested, he said I will need to be prepared for price cuts, well the house sold my full listing price after 6 hours on the market.

Buyer: I found a house on Zillow I want. Realtor: Awesome! I’ll contact the listing agent. Buyer: Can I just text the seller? Realtor: Absolutely not. Buyer: Why? Realtor: First I’ll email the listing agent, who will email the seller, who will think about replying maybe tomorrow. Buyer: Can I just call the listing agent? Realtor: That’s not allowed. Buyer: Let me know when I can see the house. 2 WEEKS LATER Realtor: We can go see it now! They already have 47 offers so we’ll need to be aggressive here. Buyer: Okay, let’s go see it… AT THE SHOWING Listing Agent: It has a nice open floor plan! Buyer: I can see that. Can I just speak to the seller? Listing Agent: No. Have your realtor write an offer that we won’t accept and send it to me. Buyer: This feels like middle school passing notes. Listing Agent: But with commissions!

@Buccigross WMU wins 9 straight sweeping top 10 teams and they are 5th?

NEW BucciOT.com #CawlidgeHawkey Top 16 1 Michigan 2 Michigan St 3 North Dakota 4 Penn St 5 Western Michigan 6 MinnesotaDuluth 7 Providence 8 Wisconsin 9 Dartmouth 10 Denver 11 Cornell 12 Quinnipiac 13 St. Thomas 14 Boston College 15 UConn 16 Augustana

@Jeremybtc I would go Panerai for the Porsche and Range Rover for the G Shock

If you don’t know much about watches, here’s a simple way to understand them: Rolex = Mercedes Benz Omega = BMW Patek Philippe = Rolls Royce Audemars Piguet = Ferrari Richard Mille = Bugatti Grand Seiko = Lexus IWC = Porsche Tudor = Genesis Casio / G-Shock = Toyota Apple Watch = Tesla

@RizNHL I like him and I think he was put in a bad situation his first year, he is looking a blue line Reichel though

I’d not be shocked if Kevin Korchinski is traded this summer #Blackhawks

@CRoumeliotis I guess it is the start of Tax season for Foster

#Blackhawks backup goaltender tonight is Dave Nozzolillo in an emergency situation.

@ICdave @spittinchiclets whit is no longer the turtle king

Logan Stanley’s grin as Trent Frederic waves the white flag. I missed 64 saluting the crowd with his helmet as he went to the room.