Alexei Moon Casselle

autographed Rob & TJ Draft hat 😮‍💨 RT and follow for a chance to win.

Woke up to the most beautiful song of the mourning doves outside my window overlaying the tranquil hum of a sleeping Minneapolis dawn in deep repose, still dreaming of the colors that will greet them shortly. Then I sat up in bed and yelled GAME DAY MOTHERFUCKER! WOLVES BACK 🐺

I probably crossed an ethical line with AI by asking it to imagine the Timberwolves winning a championship but I did it anyway. Then my friend turned it into a t-shirt. You’re welcome.

I’VE FIGURED IT OUT!!! IF WE JUST CHEER REALLY LOUD EVERY TIME JAMAL MURRAY TOUCHES THE BALL TONIGHT HE’LL BE SO CONFUSED THAT IT WILL RENDER HIM OBSOLETE 😅🤪🤞🏽

Favorite Teacher Appreciation Week memory: I walked into the break room bc there were free donuts for teachers. Next to the box of donuts was my principal who then voluntold me I was covering another class for the remaining 8 weeks of school during my one prep *many schools ago

@chelangason It’s just not getting old. Keep it coming.

@TWolvesLead Home court advantage

@TWolvesLead Dallas

Assuming the Timberwolves finish the job against Denver, which team would you want to play in the Western Conference Finals?

-the palpable bond between this entire team that feels ironclad when just a year ago we were in shambles and throwing punches at each other and wondering how we would recover from an almost certainly terrible trade -(insert your own)

The euphoria of 30 years of fandom misery being slowly lifted off my shoulders by having a team that is really good, really fun to watch and centered around a budding superstar that is 22 years old and apparently loves being in Minnesota

Things I was not emotionally ready for this season as a Timberwolves fan: -advancing beyond the first round -my students to finally stop roasting me for being a Wolves fan -seeing my team’s defense turn respected opponents into unlikeable whiny babies …

He may have dodged suspension but he can’t dodge the Timberwolves. Jamal was probably praying for a game away from our perimeter defense.

@CresMoon612 wemby has 96 more blocks than rudy. the spurs defense is ranked 4th with wemby on the court and 25th when he's off the court. that's defensive impact. wemby sat out last night and there was hardly any defense. if rudy sits out the wolves will be fine

if Rudy Gobert wins DPOY over Wemby I'm gonna post this clip on all the Rudy voters for every post they make

The 2023-24 Kia NBA Defensive Player of the Year is... Rudy Gobert! #NBAAwards | #KiaDPOY | @Kia

@chelangason 😂😂😂

Rudy needs to have more babies.

@chelangason Can you sub for Rudy?

Draft LaMelo, they said.

Last time the @Timberwolves won a Playoffs series -George W Bush was President -Kanye dropped College Dropout -Facebook was launched -Martha Stewart went to prison -Janet’s titty popped out in the Super Bowl wardrobe ‘malfunction’ -Michael Phelps won his first gold medals