Chris Tough

@NoContextWinny Get in 😂😂😂

Wouldn’t do nowt for me if I came home and owa lass was lying on the bed dressed as Freddy Krueger like

@metroradiouk I swear if you play that awful rendition of the absolute classic Mr brightside one more time I'm going to drop kick my radio clean out of the office window

In the words of Asamoah Gyan “as you were “

I don’t fuck about when it comes to eyelids

@JeremyClarkson I found out about this show at the weekend, fast forward 4 days and I've watched it twice 😂

I can reveal now that contrary to various silly reports, the farming show was never cancelled. Amazon were just as keen as us to get cracking. And now we are doing.

@Luukew93 Fuck off ya cunt

What variant of broth heed do ya have to be to start racially abusing footballers for missing penalties like

Honestly would have took a point from the game beforehand, This is the first time in a long while I've actually got belief in us when we go a goal down to come back into the game and we've done that. 3 points would have been nice but cant complain at the draw! Onwards! #Safc

Thoughts? @mPinoe

G Nev for PM

Yo @Nigel_Farage you chucked your lot in with a pathological liar and you're now suprised when he's fucking you over? He's mugged you right off pal

@Criix Bit late, mate.

Has Parkinson been sacked yet????? #SAFC

@joeinlondontown @PhilipLynn4 @HBPaul2 @Keir_Starmer Ye on crack? Starmer and other centrists called for a motion for a second referendum before last election which corbyn put on the table... and that is probably what cost labour the election

@LozzaFox @MattHancock Have a word, you're about 5 stone wet through with those drain pipe legs, me 5 Yr old niece could take you down and tap you out. Seen more threatening twigs man

@CackStottie We once again have some good young players that will need nurturing and we need a manager thats not afraid to play them, someone who won't stick to the same shite teamsheet that isn't working.

Smoking some strong crack there pet. Not one left person would want a trump victory hes basically a slightly worse Boris Johnson, Biden no saint either but the lesser of two evils. Pretty much the same in the UK right now.

@Luukew93 @SeaOfThieves Awwww man

Skelly cat, skelly cat 🎵 The Skeleton Mau is available in the Pirate Emporium.

Practice,Pubs,Ranked,Dubs. twitch.tv/wolfstormone #smallstreamer #SmallStreamersConnect #SupportSmallStreams #SupportSmallStreamers

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