@themilaloves I'm not sure if this is a good or bad thing, but I feel like You have given us consumers enough. Personally, I think You should only come back if You absolutely have to
Rapper Afroman went viral for parody videos mocking officers after they damaged his home during a raid
An officer suing him broke down in tears as her parody video "Licc'em Low Lisa" played in court
Brazilian here and I have a series called ‘TheTreeGirl sessions’ where I am the producer, artist and curator.
‘A Vida é Minha’ ft. kayla Carrington 🇧🇷🎧
I was homeless for six months in 2011. I slept in my car. I used to park behind a small church because it was dark and quiet. I thought nobody knew I was there. Every morning, I’d wake up, drive to a gas station to wash my face, and go to work (yes, I had a job, just couldn't afford rent). One night, it was freezing. 10 degrees. My car wouldn't start to run the heater. I was shivering so hard my teeth hurt. I saw the back door of the church open. A janitor came out to dump the trash. He saw my car. He saw me huddled in the front seat. He didn't call the cops. He didn't come over and tap on the window. He just walked back to the door, unlocked it, and propped it open with a small rock. Then he turned on the hallway light and left. I waited ten minutes. Then I ran inside. It was warm. There was a couch in the lobby. There was a bathroom with hot water. I slept there every night for the rest of the winter. Every night, the rock was there. I never met the janitor. I never thanked him. I’m back on my feet now. I have a house. I have a bed. But every year on the first snow, I donate a check to that church. I write "For the heating bill" in the memo line. Sometimes the loudest way to love your neighbor is to say nothing at all.
Anonymous
Remember the Boston cop who tested the City Hall Plaza slide... and got launched like a human cannonball? Still one of the greatest fails of 2023.
Watch this recap if you need a laugh today! 😂
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He lowered his altitude, spotted a woman in a boat below and shouted to her:
“Excuse me, can you help me?
I promised a friend I’d meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The woman consulted her portable GPS and shouted back, “You’re in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You’re at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."
The man rolled his eyes and yelled, “You must be a Democrat."
“I am,” replied the woman. “How did you know?”
“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information. Frankly, you haven’t been much help to me.”
The woman smiled and yelled, “You must be a Republican.”
“I am,” shouted the balloonist. “How did you know?”
“Well,” said the woman, “You don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You’ve risen to where you are thanks to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep and you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow now it’s all my fault.”