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Football (and sport in general) sits at a fascinating intersection with Artificial Intelligence: spotting patterns isn’t enough, you also have to translate them into something coaches and players can actually use.

@TouchlineX This has to be fake

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: A summary of all the CHAOS happening at Real Madrid in recent weeks: • Valverde and Tchouaméni got into fights on TWO consecutive days, with Valverde ending up in the hospital after the 2nd incident • Fede Valverde reportedly lost MEMORY after falling to the ground following a challenge from Tchouameni • An emergency dressing room meeting was held involving every player • Six players reportedly refused to speak with the coach • Mbappé went on vacation to Italy with his girlfriend while Real Madrid were going through a difficult moment, with several players reportedly upset about it • Millions of fans are demanding Mbappé’s departure • Tensions and arguments have reportedly taken place between Mbappé and members of the coaching staff • Real Madrid have reportedly reduced tactical work during training sessions • Multiple players are unhappy with the effort levels of some teammates • There is a leak coming from INSIDE the dressing room • Rüdiger slapped Álvaro Carreras across his face • Rüdiger was also screaming at Álvaro Carreras to the point where teammates had to force him to apologize

@TouchlineX @EduAguirre7 Vinicius seeing Valverde and Tchouaméni fight

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Fede Valverde reportedly suffered a MEMORY LOSS after being knocked down and hitting his head during the fight with Tchouaméni. Fede lost memory of some things. — @EduAguirre7

Current state of Real Madrid

@MadridXtra @diarioas No chance this is real

🚨 BREAKING: Fede Valverde left training in a WHEELCHAIR after his fight with Aurélien Tchouaméni. @diarioas

@NealGardner_ There is no way these news are real, except the Rudiger ones

I’ve never seen or heard anything like this.

@theMadridZone There is no way these news are real, except the Rudiger ones

In the past few weeks, according to reports from source close to Real Madrid: • Antonio Rüdiger has slapped Alvaro Carreras, the team had to stop them • Few weeks later Rüdiger was screaming at Carreras to the point the team had to force Rüdiger to apologize • Alvaro Carreras confirmed the incident through a story on Instagram • Tchouameni and Valverde got into a fight, TWO days in a row • Valverde had to be taken to the hospital after the fight • Kylian Mbappé got into a verbal fight with one of the members of coaching staff • Real Madrid have reduced tactical work in training • There is a leak coming from INSIDE the dressing room • Multiple players in dressing room are not happy with each other efforts 😳

@JohnRichTV Finally some real art

Not blocking traffic. Not inconveniencing others. Showing boobs. This is the type of activism I can appreciate

@Baltlol Too soon

damn well that was a waste of time

@MadridXtra Is he in fucking Star Wars?

Arda Güler on IG. 🔋

@rollat_matthieu @Abdalaye91 They are real, but still very bad macros

@Abdalaye91 Réveillez vous, c'est de l'IA

Où s’arrêtera cette folie

@Luna_Jones79 Make it for any age

Do you support this?

@takunick @Squared171 I would look for steaks with my name on them just like the CocaCola bottles

Lmao, I have killed and ate cows that I knew on a personal level. Cows that I nursed back to good health when sick, cows that I helped out of their mother's wombs. What's this supposed to do? 😂😂😂

@jmRMCF Missing to what?

🚨Mbappe has decided to return to PSG He believes he is the missing piece

@chefsevenn A glass of good wine

What’s missing here ?

@TouchlineX They are being paid millions to kick a ball and still behave like children

🥊🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Within the last week during Real Madrid training sessions: • Rüdiger slapped Alvaro Carreras in the face • Tchouameni and Fede Valverde had a brawl, squared up to fight, and had to be stopped • According to many reports, some players don't even speak to each other anymore

@MadridXtra @diarioas Why do they want him out?

🚨 David Alaba’s departure will free up approximately €25 MILLION in salary space. @diarioas

@SportScran Eastern European delicacy

Kacsazsiros kenyer - bread with lard and onions at Ujpest FC 🇭🇺 450 forint (£0.93)

@M3SSIMP 😭😭😭

If Araujo punches Valverde on Saturday will Tchouameni join him too?😭😭😭

@RkFutbol When will the news about Mbappe being a double agent come out?

If you can't beat them, join and destroy them.