C R I S S Y

Nearly 22 years I’ve lived in Manchester, and never seen a centipede. And there I am in the bathroom creeping around so I don’t wake the kids, and there was one running across the floor. Silent/internal screaming ensued. 😭

If anyone in the North West would like air-con fitting in their house or business, give me a shout. My husband does AC - self employed so doesn’t charge ridiculously high like the big companies. He’s been doing it for over 30 yrs. AC is great for heat too - full climate control.

There’s me backing Arsenal, and now I find out their sleeve sponsor for next season is an Israeli business 🤮

Watched the city game purely to see their faces when they lost out on the title 😄 Well done Arsenal for winning the league 👏

Just flicked over to the Arsenal game, and the first thing I saw was a bare arse 😂🙈

Am I the only one who can see the goal was fair?! #MUFC

Bulgaria’s entry makes me want to go out 😄🙌🏼 #Eurovision2026 #Bulgaria 🔥

Ok someone had to do it … Andy Burnham walking into Makerfield by election

Me to Uber driver: Have you just had your brakes done? Driver: Yeah, how can you tell? Me: Every time you tap the brakes my neck cracks. Driver: Is that why you were at the hospital? Me: No, but if you need to do an emergency stop then I will have to go back 🤪

@Boldyboy1975 🤣

Imagine going for a pint ,then go viral 🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣

Just watched Havoc on Netflix. It’s a terrible movie! How on earth did Tom Hardy get roped into this?! 😅

I’m meant to be going to Ibiza in 5 weeks, but I’m slightly concerned about the jet fuel sitch 😅

Today I had a bowl of Kellogg’s Crunchy Nut for the first time in years, and I can’t believe how amazing it tastes. I had literally forgotten the awesomeness 😂

I’m getting increasingly frustrated by companies using AI to respond to email queries, instead of hiring real people. I’m going around in circles with a robot at the moment 😑

When you’re feeling dreadful, and the 2 year old has a meltdown because you gave them a bowl of Coco Pops when they only wanted 5 Coco Pops. 5 individual pieces of toasted puffed rice 😑

It’s that time of the year where I’m putting both woolly hats and sun hats in my kids’ bags 🤪

A hilarious April fools video made by the police

Starmer: “We will not be drawn into the Iran conflict”. Oh, but you’ll let the USA use British military bases? 🤔

Just finished watching From Scratch on Netflix. What a long 8 episodes. I nearly gave up 2 episodes in, but I decided that surely it must get better. It didn’t. Everything was so dragged out, it was going nowhere. 😴

Just watched the documentary about the Silver Killer. Another mess by Cheshire Police. 😑