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@greggutfeld Question for ya Greg. You often mention The Doors (my favorite band), but never play their music on The Five. Don't get me wrong, I like what you play (I once heard Music Machine!), but come on. I'll hang up and listen to your answer on the air.

attention fans of incisive, biting analysis and uncontrollable chortling - we're back on tonight, so tune in as the old folks say!

@PaulDMauro Always love seeing Paul on the shows. And this post is hysterical.

Check this out: I ordered a cheeseburger at a joint near me. It comes in a sort of simmering cheese pond. Give me a decent burial and speak well of me please.

@KenDawg2Times I'll take it a step further. He's not even a Top 5 Laker of all time: West, Wilt, Elgin, magic, Kareem, Shaq, and now Lebron -- all better.

This take is horrible man. Literally, the 2000’s was Kobe’s era. Y’all be tryna rewrite history dawg and I’m not rocking with it !

@For_Film_Fans worst score ever.

I’ll be honest with you, I’ve never understood why this was nom’d for 11 and won 3 Academy Awards. It’s not that it’s awful, at all — it’s just that it’s not that level (for me). CHARIOTS OF FIRE (1981) Anyway, it was released 45yrs ago today.

Things to do in #SanDiego this weekend, and my review of the fun #TheSheepDetectives kogo.iheart.com/featured/morni…

@JohnDensmore @thisispattism @SpringsteenCAM Love it. Patti Smith/Doors fun fact: she did a poem on one of Ray's solo albums (and in interviews, often said the Doors were her favorite band and she visits Jim's grave once a year). Oh, also...she turned down Paul Rothchild as producer of her record, said he made Jim famous

It was an honor to perform “The Crystal Ship” with @thisispattism at the @SpringsteenCAM Honors last month. Man, those lyrics still hit me every time. Video courtesy of YouTube user enw212.

A weird thing people do to their cars -- Stance. Read about it here #stance #lowriders #hotrods times-advocate.com/articles/local…

@KatTimpf My thoughts are with you.

My seemingly healthy, strong father Daniel “Dad Timpf” Timpf died very unexpectedly on the evening of May 7 at just 69 years old.   It does not seem like enough to simply call him my father, because he was so much more than that. He was my rock, my hero and my best friend. He was loyal, funny, kind, selfless, hard-working, and so devoted to his children that it was impossible to be near him and not find yourself inspired. He was a writer, a painter, a sailor, and somehow knowledgeable on every subject from world history to literature to accounting. He was the most dependable person anyone has ever met. I always felt like, as long as I had his phone number, there was not a problem I could not solve. I needed him here with me; I am not okay, and I am far from the only person who feels this.   The birth of my son in February 2025, his first grandchild, was supposed to be a happy new beginning for our family. A family that had been already once devastated by an untimely loss: the loss of my mother Anne Marie to a rare disease in 2014 just a matter of weeks after her diagnosis.   The joy of my son’s birth was, of course, complicated by my also very unexpected breast cancer diagnosis just a matter of hours before going into labor with him. During this time, my dad did what he did best, which was to save the day. As soon as he heard about my diagnosis, he simply got into the car and started driving to New York -- making it through the tunnel just as my  son was born…on the day that happened to be his own birthday, as well.   In the tumultuous time of a simultaneous new cancer diagnosis and new baby, my dad was the sole reason for our stability, rushing in to help care for our son, and returning to do so again for my double mastectomy, reconstructive surgery, and any time that we ever needed him. It was an awful, awful year… but I found so much joy and hope throughout it by watching the beauty of a very special relationship form between my son and my father. This horrible thing that was happening was creating such a very special bond between the two of them -- almost making the terrible thing worth it -- and I was so excited to see how that bond would grow.   The bond was of top priority for my father, who visited from Michigan often. I saw him last on the Monday before he died, and my son was so proud to help his grandfather push his suitcase down to the car as he left. The goodbyes were quick. Why wouldn’t they be? We would all see each other again at the beginning of June, when we would all head to Texas for my shows and to see my grandpa. We wanted to make sure that my son could spend as much time as he could with his great-grandfather. He is, after all, 93.   I was certainly not over the trauma of my cancer or having to amputate the breasts I so badly wanted to feed my son with, but the one thing I could always count on to get me through my worst moments was seeing my son’s and my father’s faces light up when they saw each other, be it during the visits or our routine morning and bedtime FaceTime calls.   That is, at least, until I had to hear over the phone from a doctor I had never met in an emergency room in the same town up north that I’d previously announced to my father that I was pregnant that my dad was dead; I would never see him again, and neither would my son. It would turn out that last year was not the hard one, after all. Rather, it was the one I would now do anything to relive. I would amputate my breasts every year just to be able to speak with him one more time, even for five minutes.   I am currently living an unimaginable horror. For many people, this is a tragic story. For me, it’s my life. I do not know how I will recover from it. I only know that I have to for the sake of what is left of my family.

@CinemaTweets1 This movie had a great premise but fu**ed it all up by doing stupid sh** that nobody would've done.

Billy Bob Thornton doesn’t really get the credit he deserves as an actor. He’s got a lot of range if you think about it & look back at his career. Here he is next to the late Bill Paxton in A Simple Plan, a film I can’t say enough good things about. I love this fucking movie man.

@ClayTravis @AOC @Oprah @Beyonce God, I love Clay. I didn't even think of that as a response. It's brilliant.

Hey @aoc you say no billionaires earned their billion dollars. So did @Oprah and @Beyonce, two self created billionaires thanks to American capitalism, earn their billions or not? Look forward to hearing back from you!

Things to do in #SanDiego this weekend, and my review of #MortalKombat2 #MortalKombat2movie kogo.iheart.com/featured/morni…

@RobSchneider Love that they said it, but do they have the balls to ask their old boss at SNL why he never made fun of Obama and Biden in office, just Trump (not saying there's not a lot to make fun of regarding DJT, but still)

Thank YOU, David Spade and Dana Carvey! Gavin Newsom is California’s Tim Walz 👇👇👇👇🇺🇸

@sald0gg @RunItBackFDTV @MichelleDBeadle @ChandlerParsons @TeamLou23 Sal's statement is the most brilliant thing I've ever heard on the MJ/Lebron/GOAT debates.

@RunItBackFDTV @MichelleDBeadle @ChandlerParsons @TeamLou23 The old guys don't acknowledge anyone past MJ and the young guys don't acknowledge anyone before MJ.

Dan Issel's top-5 NBA players of all-time does not include LeBron James 👀📊 - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar - Michael Jordan - Julius Erving - Magic Johnson - Larry Bird @MichelleDBeadle | @ChandlerParsons | @TeamLou23

@RunItBackFDTV @MichelleDBeadle @ChandlerParsons @TeamLou23 Love Dan, but...dude played against Dr J so he's biased. Not having Lebron or Wilt, makes this list horrible.

#LarryBird. I hated him because Magic was my favorite. And when I'd hoop they'd call me Bird. Even with my #Lakers shirt! And white guys were ALWAYS Bird fans. Yet now I love #AustinReaves. Not because he's white, but he's the only dude on the court without a tattoo!

@6Hogg6 The original post is kind of stupid. West IS considered one of the greats (he's the logo, dummy). Elgin, too. And both are considered better all-time Lakers than Kobe (well, people that know basketball anyway)

Jerry West: 1-8 in the Finals Elgin Baylor: 0-7 in the Finals No one considers them the GOAT or even Top 10 & yet they never said no goofy shit like "why would ppl rather see us lose in the 1st round or miss the playoffs than lose in the Finals". Why is Lebron so God damn goofy?

@adamcarolla The craziest part is -- that she still didn't steal the cart! It was already in the car. You already broke your window. Now you don't take what you were after to begin with?

Funny

@jimrome Hey dummy -- people call ALI the goat. At 38, he got his ass kicked by Larry Holmes. Does that mean Ali actually sucked? Hell, Ali got his ass kicked by Leon Spinks!!! Lebron is 41, and he basically won those first 3 games in the series, so please.

GOATS don't blow 3-0 series leads.

@Darth_Martys At that point, you might as well keep the shopping cart!

Looks like karma sent a polite reminder: if it doesn’t belong to you, maybe don’t test the borrowing policy.

things to do in #SanDiego this weekend, and my review of #thedevilwearsprada2 #devilwearspradamovie kogo.iheart.com/featured/morni…