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#Critter | #Writer of poems about @CriticalRole, #Geeklife & real life. (He/Him) | Body Positivity | #FitGeek #HealthyGeek | #BLM #Atheist
Ohio, USA Katılım Temmuz 2019
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@girldrawsghosts But I damn well know when it will end. *pumps a shotgun*
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Here's everything you need to know about PlayStation at #SDCC2026: play.st/4vFPP5L
Full details on panels and activities for:
🟡 Marvel's Wolverine
💥 MARVEL Tōkon: Fighting Souls
✋ God of War Laufey
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I spoke to my good friend Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes this morning. He just kept repeating “FUCK SONY!” over and over and over again.
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PlayStation has told everyone to brace for an entirely physical-media-free future just days after the company deleted more than 550 movies from the PlayStation Network.
For more info: bit.ly/44HyhLb
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A note to my friends who still back Trump:
I am not here to dunk on you. I am writing because you have a working brain, and this story insults it.
The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool got a $14 million paint job. Shortly thereafter the water turned green and the new “American flag blue” coating started peeling off the bottom in sheets. Trump says vandals did it. He claims, without evidence, that someone took a knife and cut a 300-foot slit, a number that grew to 350 feet while he was still talking.
Back on May 4, Trump bragged about that same coating and said, if you had a knife, you could not even cut it, so strong, like powerful rubber. He cannot have it both ways.
And the green water?
A George Mason scientist tested it and found ordinary, non-toxic algae, the kind that blooms in any shallow sunny pool. To fight it, crews dumped hydrogen peroxide into the water.
Hydrogen peroxide is also a paint stripper.
That, not sabotage or vandalism, is the obvious reason the paint came off. They wrecked their own paint job, then blamed phantom vandals for it.
The lone "vandal" they paraded is a 67-year-old Olympian who touched a flap of paint already peeling on its own.
Here is the thing. If they will look you in the eye and lie about something this small, something you can see with your own eyes, ask yourself what else they are lying to you about.
Again, you have a working brain. People like Karoline Leavitt are counting on you to stay loyal instead of exercising independent thought.
Prove them wrong.
Acyn@Acyn
Leavitt: The vandalism is very real. Despite what Tim Walz wants to say. There have actually been six arrests at the Reflecting Pool where, again, these deranged individuals—many of them longtime donors to the Democratic Party, to Barack Obama, to ActBlue—have been vandalizing and desecrating our federal monument, one of the most beautiful monuments in the world: The Reflecting Pool. And that’s why President Trump is not going to stop with this effort. They’re not only holding those people accountable, but they’re going to fix the pool and continue to make it beautiful after this despicable vandalism, just in time to celebrate our nation’s 250th birthday next week.
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@girldrawsghosts Like the Akira vibes at the beginning there with the lights on the Batmobile.
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> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program
> screwworm outbreak almost immediately
> $1B to combat it
Government efficiency
FactPost@factpostnews
The Trump administration has announced they'll need to spend an estimated $1 billion to combat the New World Screwworm.
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Church billboard around the corner from me: “Kneeling will keep you in good standing”. Classic. 😂
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Stand with us to protect the future of Nashville Zoo.
A proposed 69,000-square-foot data center is planned next to the Zoo, but no environmental impact studies have been conducted. Sign our petition to help protect the animals in our care ➡️ c.org/KxhXznzBcD
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Remember when we grew up playing Final Fantasy 7 and they blew up the mako reactor to help save the planet from dying, but it was a moral/ethical dilemma due to the harm it caused? Imagine if they did that but with zero downside!
Anyway, those AI data centers…
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A customer at the library asked me a question I wasn't prepared for.
Customer: Excuse me.
Customer: Why does this machine require flesh?
Me: ...what?
Customer: This machine.
Customer: I am touching it, but it does not work.
Customer: Is because... flesh?
At this point I was trying very hard to figure out whether I had accidentally wandered into a horror movie.
Then she held up her hands.
She was wearing gloves.
Me: Oh!
Me: The touchscreen.
Me: Right.
Me: Yeah, it probably can't detect your fingers through the gloves.
Customer: Ah.
Customer: Okay.
Customer: Sorry to bother.
Me: No, no.
Me: That's the best thing I've heard all week.
She laughed.
The machine worked.
And I thought that was the end of it.
It was not.
Now whenever one of our library computers stops working, someone inevitably says:
Staff: It requires flesh.
Staff: The machine must be fed.
Another staff member: Who's volunteering?
So thanks to one perfectly innocent question, our library now sounds like a cult every time the self-checkout freezes.
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