Critters For Dinner

Critters For Dinner: Dave Landau (Special Guest) We done come back from the holiday break, y'all, with a brand spankin' new episode, and it's got the one and only Dave Landau. Now, Dave ain't no average chucklehead; he's graced the stages of Comedy Central, Blaze TV, Fox Across America, Kill Tony, Gutfeld, NBC's Last Comic Standing, and he's hollered through more backwoods comedy barns and big city theaters than a coon hound's got fleas. Dave's the real McCoy, and it's a right honor to have him on our little shindig. Ain't much to gab about this one 'cept it's a must-see hootenanny! So get your snacks ready and plop yourself down for some down-home, foot-stompin' fun with Dave, Patton, and Jason. It's gonna be a knee-slappin', belly-laughin', hootin' and hollerin' good time like you ain't never seen! As always, don't forget to follow the new X page for CFD: @critters4dinner Today's Guest: @LandauDave davelandau.com We love all yall and can't wait to see you on X.com :) MERCH SHOP 📷 cfd.printify.me/products 📷  TIP THE SHOW 📷 CASH APP cash.app/$CrittersForDi… Thank you for supporting Critters For Dinner with X's @GeneralPatton83 and @BIGGF00T Enjoy. 📷

Critters For Dinner: DJ Dash @djdashoner Yee-haw, folks! It's Friday and we got ourselves a special guest on the show today. But first things first, Patton's decided to whip up her fancy California Sushi for dinner. Now, don't go confusin' that with our good ol' redneck sushi, mind ya. After we wrap up talkin' 'bout grub, we'll hop right over to our guest, Dash, who's all fired up and rarin' to go. So, settle in, grab yerself a cold one, and enjoy tonight's hoot of a conversation As always, don't forget to follow the new X page for CFD: @critters4dinner Today's Guest: @djdashoner We love all yall and can't wait to see you on the X :) MERCH SHOP cfd.printify.me/products CASH APP cash.app/$CrittersForDi… Thank you for supporting Critters For Dinner with X's @GeneralPatton83 and @BIGGF00T Enjoy. 😉

Critters For Dinner Drones over NJ A new week and a new show fer all y'all. Tonight's Critters for Dinner episode's all 'bout them drones a-buzzin' over Jersey, but 'fore we git to that, Patton done went and wrapped dinner in bacon... now ain't that a smart move 'cause bacon, well, it's plumb delicious... might jest be the best dang thing to ever hit our plates. Along with hearin' 'bout them drones, we's fixin' to catch a sneak peek at Jason's ol' lady, Shelby, who done popped on camera jest to holler a quick howdy. Y'all better enjoy today's show, and we'll be back come Friday with a special guest. As always, don't forget to follow the new X page for CFD: @critters4dinner We love all yall and can't wait to see you on the X :) MERCH SHOP cfd.printify.me/products CASH APP cash.app/$CrittersForDi… Thank you for supporting Critters For Dinner with X's @GeneralPatton83 and @BIGGF00T Enjoy. 😉

Critters For Dinner: Friday The 13th Critters For Dinner: Friday The 13th Howdy, y'all! TGIF, am I right? We got ourselves a real humdinger of a show lined up fer today. First off, Patton's cookin' up a storm, or rather, a stew! She's tossin' in all sorts o' critters into the pot, and boy, is she excited 'bout her serial killer stew. But then, Jason comes along and says, "Patton, you ain't seen nothin' yet!" He tells her 'bout this thing called a "Beast Feast." Now, that's where you fire up the grill, everybody brings whatever meat they got lyin' around - could be deer, could be squirrel, you name it - and we all just chow down together. Now, onto today's yammerin': We're talkin' 'bout Friday the 13th, 'cause it's that spooky day, ya know? Then we're gonna dive into scary movies. Ever seen one that made ya wanna check under the bed? And how 'bout Gary Busey? That man's a character if I ever saw one. We'll chew the fat 'bout Nancy Pelosi. Ain't politics somethin'? And those New Jersey drones! Jason's all like, "I got just the thing!" He's ready to pull out his guns and blast 'em outta the sky. So grab your sweet tea, pull up a chair, and let's get to it! Yeehaw! As always, don't forget to follow the new X page for CFD: @critters4dinner We love all yall and can't wait to see you on the X :) Tonight's Shoutout: @frontierzman #SoM MERCH SHOP cfd.printify.me/products CASH APP cash.app/$CrittersForDi… Thank you for supporting Critters For Dinner with X's @GeneralPatton83 and @BIGGF00T Enjoy. 😉

Critters For Dinner: Episode 100 w/ BigA Howdy, y'all! Happy Hump Day, Critterverse! Episode 100, huh? That's like finding a four-leaf clover in a field of dandelions! And BigA, what a catch! He's like the secret ingredient in Patton's legendary breakfast-for-dinner, which, by the way, sounds like a feast fit for a king... or a critter! Now, about that dinner - Patton whipping up eggs, bacon, ham, grits and who knows what critter concoctions, sounds like a feast for the ages. Just make sure no critters end up in your actual meal unless they're on the menu! And BigA on the podcast? That's like adding the cherry on top of a sundae. But the real meat and potatoes of the night's gonna be Patton roasting Tim Pool. She's going all out with those memes and, oh boy, that ding-dong doodle on Tim's forehead? Priceless! Sounds like she's not holding back on calling out the grift. It's like watching a stand-up comedy special, but with more... artistic flair. So, go ahead, share this episode on your X page, let's spread the laughter and the love for critters and good ol' fashioned roasting. Here's to a night of good food, great company, and some unapologetic truth-telling. Enjoy the show, y'all! Don't forget to follow the new X page for CFD: @critters4dinner We love all yall and can't wait to see you on the X :) Tonight's Guest: @BigA7508 Tonight's Shoutout: @MidwstDeplorabl MERCH SHOP cfd.printify.me/products CASH APP cash.app/$CrittersForDi… Thank you for supporting Critters For Dinner with X's @GeneralPatton83 and @BIGGF00T Enjoy. 😉