Crusoe

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Crusoe

Crusoe

@CrossAmbrosius

I’m cruel(to be kind) in the right measure, naturally.

Katılım Mart 2025
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Crusoe
Crusoe@CrossAmbrosius·
@Jxmmi me and my buddies still say "I want to live" whenever our alcoholic friend repeats his a point in his story multiple times.
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Jxmmi 🐌@Jxmmi·
One piece doesn’t have pacing issues. You’re just not disciplined.
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Crusoe@CrossAmbrosius·
@Ancapta Fantasy games/literature is the only reason I know half of these words.
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Crusoe@CrossAmbrosius·
Why do people pretend like it's more dangerous to stare at the sun during the eclipse than not.
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Crusoe@CrossAmbrosius·
@TheBuddah101 @AesirAesthetics Don't forget "I have no mouth and I must scream". I actually start raging when someone tells me "Oh, I should read it!" for the 3rd time. IT'S 10 PAGES LONG YOU FUCKER, JUST READ IT. The game's better anyways.
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Cornholio@TheBuddah101·
@AesirAesthetics I know normies ruin books all the time (blood meridian is good but normies made it lame) but is the king in yellow actually bad?
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Crusoe@CrossAmbrosius·
@MattZeitlin I'm punching the next guy that asks me how to define a chair.
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Matthew Zeitlin@MattZeitlin·
one of the most midwit ways of thinking is thinking that categories aren't "real" just because there's ambiguity at the borders between them
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Jon@Jon8x·
@KweenInYellow @ernesttt___ And btw, 40% of American Jews say Israel has committed a genocide. That’s 2.8 million Jews in America alone… If you’re gonna generalize and stereotype a population of millions, which is already vile, at least be honest about reality
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gato fumante@KweenInYellow·
This kid uploaded a video of a Barstool waitress holding a sign and Dave Portnoy literally wanted him jailed lol
Mo Khan@mokhanhim

1 year ago today, Dave Portnoy forced me to go to Auschwitz and apologize to the jews I refused — and Dave tried to ruin my life I was expelled from university, my post-grad job offer was revoked, I lost my “best friends”, was removed from my fraternity, received death threats, had my house broken into, and even got banned on Cash-app and PayPal These are the scare tactics jews will use to frighten you into submission Never bend the knee, never apologize, and always double down 1 year later, I don’t regret a thing.

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kojii 🦝⚡ 【inDEEZ】
kojii 🦝⚡ 【inDEEZ】@kojiitsuVT·
You people are unbelievably stupid. In the UK: - We DO NOT have free speech rights, nor have we ever claimed to have them. - Lewd Loli drawings/animations are illegal and classed as CP. Mimi was arrested on suspicion of possessing child porn. It’s really not rocket science.
Chibi Reviews@ChibiReviews

IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS: Artists are now getting arrested by UK Police. Mimi was arrested by UK Police for possession of her artwork, her artwork alone. According to bail conditions. She now is forced to only make SFW artwork or she will violate her bail.

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Crusoe
Crusoe@CrossAmbrosius·
@Realzerpiente @kkdwwwwww Described in reality as a strong coarse boisterous loud mouth that works in the field and interacts with men as if she was a cat playing with mice. Basically the perfect woman and Don Quixote headcanons that all away. Brutal.
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Zerpiente@Realzerpiente·
@kkdwwwwww His waifu was real, but it was a woman at an inn he had nothing to do with and I think she didn't even know who he was
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漂流教室@kkdwwwwww·
funniest part of don quixote is when he's being seduced by a fifteen year old girl and he has to summon all his inner strength to stay loyal to his waifu that only exists in his head
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Viva Frei@thevivafrei·
Remember everyone, no one ever understood the term “86” to mean “murder”. No one. Ever. Oops.
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Crusoe
Crusoe@CrossAmbrosius·
@cremieuxrecueil Verbal IQ was introduced to make it so women weren't classified as clinically retarded. But I still believe blue pushers would be higher on average.
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Crémieux@cremieuxrecueil·
Red and blue button pushers: who's smarter? In a mostly-subscriber sample who took a brief verbal IQ test, the answer is... Blue pushers! If the whole population has an IQ of 100 with an SD of 15, their mean IQ would be 101.9, versus 97.0 for reds.
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Crusoe
Crusoe@CrossAmbrosius·
@HazelAppleyard The great thing about this is when it happens, you know your safe for the rest of the month. You can even sleep with pants on tie a string around the belt loop and if it fell you know you're safe.
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Crusoe@CrossAmbrosius·
@ChakaDonB This is the best because I can head-canon them as very insecure about their weight. When they have large breasts it has the perception of them "owning" their weight.
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MilkHerald🔞🔞🔞@ChakaDonB·
There really is a lack of lewds with chubby characters w/ small breasts the vast majority have some huge assets
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Kay🩷💜💙
Kay🩷💜💙@agiftfromhildy·
Fun fact: the “correct” way to pronounce someone’s name is however the fuck they told you to pronounce it.
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Crusoe
Crusoe@CrossAmbrosius·
@agiftfromhildy My family simplifies our last name with english phonetics, it's just easier and prevents "Where's that from" ad infinitum. Idgaf about pretending that it's exotic.
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Crusoe@CrossAmbrosius·
@akemihomura_666 There's safeguards against it to prevent that from happening. This is the equivalent of saying "Oh? You need police to protect you? Your country doesn't seem very safe now does it." How safe's Brazil these days?
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Crusoe@CrossAmbrosius·
@Palsvig Larry Silverstein leaving one behind
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Mads Palsvig@Palsvig·
The Talmud allows killing gentiles. But not killing jews. So Israel warned the 4000 jews working in the World Trade Center not to go to work at 911. They used a message service called Odigo and send the message in Hebrew. Remarkably 99,9% of jews working in WTC survived. The goyim were not so “lucky” as Lucky Lucky Lucky Larry Silverstein
conspiracybot@conspiracyb0t

1. Why were 4,000 Jewish people warned before 9/11? 2. Why did the warning come via an Israeli app in Hebrew? 3. Why wasn’t Howard Lutnick at work that day? 4. Why was owner Larry Silverstein absent? 5. Why did he increase insurance? 6. Who were the “dancing Israelis”?

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Aperture “Aperture”@ApertureKeys·
@JackDangerLIVE I thought what he did was pretty cool. Lurk around my porch cause of doxxed info and you'll get the same treatment from me. A deranged armed man was shot and killed in his this same yard a month later by the police by the way.
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Jack Danger@JackDangerLIVE·
🚨 BREAKING: PURE EVIL CAUGHT ON CAMERA Nick Fuentes, part of the twisted “WOKE REICH”, just got exposed as the MONSTER he truly is. A woman shows up at his Illinois home… and this coward SPRAYS her with mace, then SHOVES her down the stairs like a ragdoll. She crashes hard onto the concrete, crawling in pain while he stands over her like some deranged predator. This is the same Fuentes who is telling everyone to ”VOTE DEMOCRAT” to stick it to Trump and Republicans, and physically assaults women for daring to confront him. Battery charges? Mysteriously dismissed. But the video doesn’t lie. This is not a “man.” This is a dangerous, violent woman-hater who belongs behind bars. How many more have to get hurt before America wakes up? SHARE THIS IF YOU WANT REAL MONSTERS EXPOSED. 🔥 #NickFuentesIsAMonster #ViolenceAgainstWomen #YourBodyMyChoiceExposed #DoxxingHisOwnMedicine
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Mah🍒 Ⓐ⋆˚ ⁷@mahcherrys·
um país cujo nome foi inspirado num pau tá ficando conservador demais
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SweetPeaAutist@K22Eloise·
@cosyposter Then why do robins , black birds and pigeons approach me ? Is it the autism negating my sex ? Am I a male brained autist ???
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Cozy@cosyposter·
"A European study found urban birds flew away sooner when approached by women than men. Men got about 1 metre closer on average before the birds scarpered. It held across 37 species and five countries. Scientists don’t know why. They controlled for height, clothing color, direct gaze, and long hair being visible.."
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@Jxmmi @Ancapta @TheBuddah101 @AesirAesthetics @MattZeitlin @Jon8x @KweenInYellow @ernesttt___