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@toxiccowboy02 I bet that Diploma has the same value as my Egg and Spoon race Certificate.

🤣🤣🤣🤣it's a diplomaaaaa

@Andrew__Kennedy @Tesco They can explain to the police not you Mr I'm So Important Council Man.

Hi @Tesco this HGV left Aylesford Panattonni Park yesterday at 1443hrs, turning left onto Station Road and breaking a 7.5t weight restriction. Please email me at andrew.kennedy@kent.gov.uk so I can explain to the residents I represent why you are breaking the law.

@AlexTaylorNews You're an idiot if you think everyone believes your BS.

If you don't think we're burning up our planet, you're an idiot ... and that goes for US Presidents and other populists telling people to "drill baby, drill"

@MattWallace888 Sprained ankles incoming.

$500 for cheap Chinese-made “shoes” with tiny memory foam mattresses glued to the bottom 😭 Adidas is a total scam!

@BrockRiddickIFB It's really "His Story" not History.

@WHATSFORDlNNER I would all 4 and a defibrillator.

Would you add mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy, or beans? 🤔

@alphafox Mate's daughter had a Roller and flash dress to their prom. I said wtf for she's failed all her exams focusing on this one pathetic day.

I see zero white people doing this prom stuff, very odd behavior. I dont get it. 🧐

@benonwine Instant cooling if you're next to a fan.

Does ANYONE have any genuinely good tips for surviving this absolutely brutal heatwave? ☀️🔥🥵

@MasterJamesofS1 Boiler flues and gas fire chimneys.

@BigPopz72 She smacked a bottle in his head first.

No situation whatsoever calls for putting your hands on a woman.. Watch this guy break the code.. I'm pretty sure he wasn't hurt by her, and instead of walking away, he folds this girl with a vicious blow to the head.. Is this mutual combat or domestic assault?

@PrinceOf_Darkns It's to stop the drug powders going on your clothes.

Can anyone tell what's the purpose for these zippered parts of the suitcase?

@guidoacasa @LDNcabbieTXE My Golf was doing it in 5mph but there is another setting to make it 1mph.

@LDNcabbieTXE @CrowdControl2k8 On mine, you can set a speed by 1 mph increments. I can only set a limit in 5 mph steps.

Idiot proof technology…

@LDNcabbieTXE @guidoacasa My cars do it in 1mph increments.

@guidoacasa @CrowdControl2k8 You can.

@Sassafrass_84 @PigWar Apple will grass on you before any other make.

Guys... my friend @PigWar is trying to convince me to change my phone from Samsung to an iPhone. I have been a LOYAL customer of Samsung for years. She says it's better. A heck of a lot better. What say you? Team Samsung or Iphone?!?

@hippyygoat I'm surprised the news got to us.

Israeli arrested in Cyprus after live embryos were found in his luggage. What was he going to do with them? ANYONE ACTUALLY SURPRISED AT THIS POINT⁉️

@Rainmaker1973 40yrs ago these products tasted awesome.

What do you call this?

@KarthickAK901 He's got his own little temple too.

The cutest customer has arrived for their order.. 😍..

@IndianTechGuide Just wait till they add "medication" to the spray.

🚨 Bilaspur railway station sprays water from its roof to cool passengers amid extreme heat.

@MarioNawfal What is that? It's the News Bullshit Detector.

🇺🇸 Look at this reporter's survival instincts while hearing gunshots outside the White House This scene should be enough to disprove Darwin’s theory altogether.