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What are you looking at, buddy? I'm just an American drinking a Coca-Cola
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@CrustPunk161
from chaos springs fertility. anarchist. acab. antifascist. 9/11 Enthusiast DRUGSDRUGSDRUGS We roast pigs, bootlickers DNI
Inside Your Walls O-HIGH-O Katılım Ağustos 2022
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I know I've never accepted the fact that I'm an adult because it always makes me feel uncomfortable calling a partner's parent by their first name. I would never presume someone who raised a child to adulthood is my peer.
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I would absolutely take a blind person's money
Ava ☆@_Ava_VT
SERIOUS QUESTION: If somebody handed you $800,000 and said it's because you're ugly, would you accept it?
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So far as campers go, I could stand to be a little happier
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All of my loose patches just waiting for the day they're sewn onto my battle shroud
Katie@ALadyNamedKatie
When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things
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the hidden meaning behind the title 'SAW':
> SAW
> 🔄
> WAS
> they "WAS" in that bathroom
🤯🤫
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Why does he keep bringing this up unprompted lol
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Trump: "No president has ever taken a cognitive test except me. I've taken three of them. One in the first administration. They're hard. The first question is easy. You have a lion, a bear, an alligator, and a squirrel. 'Which is the squirrel?'"
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Oh yeah, and also the president of the united states. That seems relevant as well
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Okay but first graders can do this and you're a million years old
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Trump: "No president has ever taken a cognitive test except me. I've taken three of them. One in the first administration. They're hard. The first question is easy. You have a lion, a bear, an alligator, and a squirrel. 'Which is the squirrel?'"
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I hate all toilet paper mascots I want them launched into the sun
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(after getting my ass kicked) there is nothing more pathetic than kicking someones ass
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Yes I’m white.
Yes I eat:
Chicken Tikka Masala
Mango Lassi
Garlic Naan
California Roll
Street Tacos
“Birria”
Lamb over Rice
General Tso
Sincerely, one of the good ones.
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Least problematic Israeli meet cute
B.M.@ireallyhateyou
Love story from hell: Itamar Ben Gvir started dating his wife, Ayala, when she was 15 and he, then a 26-year-old Kahanist activist, came to bail her out after she was arrested during the establishment of an illegal terrorist outpost in the West Bank.
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thinking of some bullshit phrases that sound passable “if there was work in the bed he’d sleep in the shed” maybe
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