Juanito Baguetta 🥖

@ChigaCzr 3-1

@LothNels @_BeFootball Et la carte vitale 🤡

@_BeFootball On a gagné deux CDM, on a Zizou, la Tour Eiffel et les croissants 🥐 🤣🤣

On a fait quoi pour mériter qu’il choisisse la France 🇫🇷 plutôt que l’Angleterre 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ?

@FTBLsection Bullshit no one needs water or schools in France all this exists and is free 😅

N'GOLO KANTE: "I went to Saudi Arabia because I promised my people that I would change their lives" Today I earn millions in Saudi Arabia but I also enjoy football, but my best investment is to help my people where I was born, I promised them I would change their lives and I will. This year I promised to build schools, hospitals, stadiums and a water reservoir for my people who are suffering too much. My best investment of the million I earn in Saudi Arabia is for me people."

@ORamosBets @PatronesHumanos El dia que el tenga para poner 0 y ella 1000, ella se ira con el otro que ponga 2000 y ella 300 de nuevo.

@PatronesHumanos Si estáis así mejor no compréis nada y menos os caséis, porque vaya tela. Si tu tienes que poner 2000 y ella 300 los pones y si algún día tu tienes que poner 0 y ella 1000, los ponéis igualmente, es una novia, no un ETF.

Mi novia se ha enfadado: Queremos ahorrar para un piso. Yo cobro 5.500€ Ella cobra 1.400€ Le propongo ir a medias: Yo → 600€ Ella → 600€ Pero dice que no. Que como gano mucho más, debería ser: Yo → 1.000€ Ella → 200€ Dice que es “lo justo”. Yo no lo veo así. ¿Quién está equivocado?

@SamaHoole Is this fiction movie on Disney+? Or is it on Netflix ? Thanks

Doctor: "Your type 2 diabetes markers have completely normalised." Patient: "Yes." Doctor: "And you've lost 22 kilos." Patient: "Yes." Doctor: "The blood pressure medication..." Patient: "I stopped taking it. Blood pressure is 118 over 76." Doctor: "You stopped without telling me?" Patient: "I told you I was going to change my diet." Doctor: "I didn't think it would... I mean, type 2 is chronic." Patient: "Apparently not always." Doctor: "What did you actually do?" Patient: "Removed sugar and seed oils. Ate meat. Walked." Doctor: "That's it?" Patient: "That's it." Pause. Doctor: "We're told it's a progressive condition." Patient: "It progressed in the wrong direction for them." He kept the file open a long time before he typed anything.

@ColRatatouille @egregoire Le camion vélib est encore garé derriere mais quel guignol celui la

l’Histoire retiendra qu’un dimanche soir, à proximité de la Rotonde Stalingrad @egregoire trouva un #VELIB en état de rouler : Son #MANDAT aura commencé par un #MENSONGEENGRAND

@tahitibob92 @Valeurrep @lelapindufutur Six ans d’études, trois diplômes… et toujours les bases de la grammaire en option : négation incomplète, concordance des temps, impropriété lexicale (“pleins”) bref un clown

@Valeurrep @lelapindufutur J’ai jamais dit que j’étais intelligent, j’ai dit que nous sommes pleins dans ce cas.

Confession d'un ami prof : "on sent bien l'absence des gamins qui font l'aïd aujourd'hui, la classe est calme et ça bosse, même les autres élèves sont soulagés, il y en a un qui nous a sorti : monsieur c'est raciste si on dit qu'on est mieux quand les arabes sont pas là ?" 🤣

@bswud And yet this fuckers make us pay like the most expensive one

Last year, France sent us 22.6 terawatt hours of (mostly nuclear) electricity, about eight percent of our total. It also sent Italy 26.2 terawatt hours, Germany 23.1, and Switzerland 20.1 Ours and Germany's crazy energy policies would cost us a lot more if France wasn't, kindly, running a reliable nuclear grid, producing Europe's cheapest non-hydro electricity. Thank God for France! gemenergyanalytics.substack.com/p/updates-on-f…

@hylo_so Yeah but the value is equally leveraged destroid and will never recover neither so....

Perp traders are all liquidated. Positions gone forever. No possible recovery, not even partially. xSOL traders:

@neoworldlife @FerreWeb3 Wrong! Its Chuck Norris has Solana

@FerreWeb3 Chuck Norris

Bitcoin has Michael Saylor Ethereum has Tom Lee BNB has CZ Who does Solana have?

@PSGColdPics 1999

Quand est ce que vous avez commencé à supporter le PSG ?

@valouzz_ 4-0 pour psg

Bonne chance aux Parisiens ce soir, on est derrière vous allez la France ! J’offre un maillot de Paris à une personne qui trouve le score exact 💪🏻🍀