@Sandesh4608Y @GTAGolden_ I am an employee of Walmart. Trust me I want this just as bad as everyone else, but I had to prove that this post is not true.
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🚨BREAKING🚨 Someone has dm'd me this screenshot from a Walmart employee confirming GTA 6 Pre-Orders. Right now it is unconfirmed as real but we will see
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@WhiteHouse Starting to feel less like the United States of America more like the United States of Trump
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Patriot passport unlocked. 🦅
Limited edition. Stamped for America 250. 🇺🇸
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@NewsWire_US Swear at this rate we are becoming the United States of Trump
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@ijsthee @TheAppleDesign I use a shortcut so the screen orientation switches automatically when I open YouTube.
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‘THE SIMPSONS’ has released a couch gag that finally shows the aftermath of Marge hitting Homer with her car in the intro.
“How are you just sitting there? Your mom just hit me with her car!”
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Its actually really funny that they had to show an AI approximation of a japanese/german Toyota GR Supra for the le epic hot American patriot girl to drive because the top american sports car, the corvette, is a hybrid now in 2026.
The White House@WhiteHouse
Keeping cool while Making America Hot Again. 🏁 Auto start-stop is officially dead.
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🚨BREAKING: Bad Bunny was AMAZING.
He just humiliated Turning Point USA and their “all-American” counter-rally implying Puerto Ricans and anyone who isn’t white aren’t American.
Fuck that. THIS is America.
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🚨 UPDATE: Texas Rep. Chip Roy dropped a political bombshell: “At some point, people will look at this body and say maybe we should get rid of all 435 members of the House and all 100 members of the Senate and start over because Congress is literally failing the American people.”
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@willreil I’ve said it a million time before! Automakers need to either rerelease old models with modern safety features, or do what Ford let Charge Cars do, that being licensing the likeness of the car to Charge Cars.
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Buick would make a bazillion dollars if they just re-released the grand national with modern safety features.
Exact same car, bazillion dollars.
Tupac’s Ring 👑@meetdagrams
Buick uses Kendrick’s "tv off" for their new commercial 💪🏾💪🏾 Got the Buick with the tv on 😂🔥
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@uncledoomer I’m glad we are, at least in some semblance, starting to get rid of pointless dyes
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so hold on the flavor was entirely separate from the coloring and they were just adding the poison for the love of the game?
Doritos@Doritos
Hear ye, hear ye! Introducing Doritos and Cheetos SIMPLY NKD, now made with no dyes or artificial flavors. Available for pre-order now at Walmart.
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how quickly people forget about “The Tea Party”
Mike Lee@BasedMikeLee
This isn’t funny This is how assassination culture takes root Democrats: please condemn this!
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@Sankew06 Cool detail — now if only Apple could make the alarm time picker loop instead of turning into a scroll marathon.
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Ozzy Osbourne has sadly passed away at the age of 76.
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Apple should have never let people download a developer beta without paying the $100 developer fee. Everyday people are reviewing iOS 26 like it's the final build
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Things I’ve learned since iOS 26 was released:
- Everyone on Twitter is a designer
- Android users are concerned for iOS users
- Steve Jobs never created a bad design
- People wanting a redesign, actually didn’t
- 100% trust the leaks
- Beta means shipped
- No one has ever heard of the feedback app
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