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📉REKT: 96% OF PUMP. FUN TRADERS LOST MONEY THIS MONTH Per @TedPillows, 96% of users who traded @PumpFun tokens this month incurred losses. The remaining 4% of the profit, he argues, is likely held by insiders and team members with information advantages unavailable to retail investors. The post has ignited fresh debate around memecoin launchpad culture and whether platforms like Pump. Fun is structurally designed to extract from retail participants.

2025 and 2026 were pure extraction. THE VERIFIED DISASTER TIMELINE OF CRYPTO: 2025 + 2026 UPDATE, AS OF MARCH 23, 2026 (Or: how to explain to your partner where the gambling money went) 2025 closed with about $3.35B in hacks, scams, and exploits by @CertiK count, while @chainalysis and @MastrXYZ estimated about $17B+ in scams and fraud. ➡️ January 2025 🔺 Trump linked tokens $TRUMP and $MELANIA launch, pump violently, then dump after insider and fee extraction 🔺 $TRUMP runs from under $10 to roughly $74.59 before collapsing hard 🔺 Political meme coin trading fees linked to the launch are estimated in the $86M to $100M range 🔺 Fake political launchpads steal millions from retail 🔺 China cracks down on offshore OTC desks, distorting global liquidity 🔺 Phemex exchange hacked for about $69M to $70M 🔺 Total January hack losses exceed $73.9M ➡️ February 2025 🔺 $LIBRA launches on Solana, peaks near $4B market cap, then crashes below $400M after roughly $99M in insider withdrawals 🔺 AI deepfake Trump scam videos go viral 🔺 Bybit loses $1.5B, the largest exchange hack in crypto history, later linked to North Korea and Lazarus 🔺 Cetus Protocol exploited for about $220M 🔺 Phishing and social engineering theft exceeds $600M 🔺 February becomes the single most catastrophic month of the year ➡️ March 2025 🔺 Political meme tokens collapse after insider wallets are exposed 🔺 Telegram impersonators drain millions 🔺 UPCX hacked for $70M 🔺 First major bridge hacks freeze user funds 🔺 KiloEx oracle manipulation confirmed 🔺 Q1 losses already move into extreme territory, proving the cycle is extraction first, utility second ➡️ April 2025 🔺 Solana rugpull season accelerates with thousands of dead tokens 🔺 Sahil Arora is exposed and later admits to mass celebrity rug operations 🔺 Fake audits and AI generated whitepapers dominate presales 🔺 Mantra / OM collapse wipes out $500M+, driven by liquidation pressure and team supply concerns 🔺 OM loses roughly 90%+ in about 1 hour 🔺 China expands crypto data censorship, creating offshore price gaps ➡️ May 2025 🔺 Solana presale rugs escalate 🔺 Cross chain hacks disrupt multiple networks 🔺 GMX V1 drained for about $40M to $42M 🔺 Coinbase hit by a social engineering data breach, expected cost roughly $180M to $400M 🔺 Oracle manipulation triggers multiple DeFi collapses 🔺 $WLFI launches with massive hype, then rapidly dumps 🔺 Cetus fallout deepens, with about $220M to $223M drained and about $162M later frozen ➡️ June 2025 🔺 Smaller Layer 1 chains suffer validator slashing events 🔺 Users lose staked funds 🔺 Multiple small stablecoins permanently lose their peg 🔺 Nobitex exchange hacked for about $90M, linked to the Israel aligned Predatory Sparrow operation 🔺 AI powered hacks rise over 1,000% YoY 🔺 H1 confirmed hack losses exceed $2.17B 🔺 Depending on methodology, H1 losses land around $2.28B to $2.37B ➡️ July 2025 🔺 Daily DeFi protocol exploits continue 🔺 Fake presale sites perfectly copy real ones 🔺 SlowMist confirms over $2.37B in H1 exploit losses 🔺 Total crypto scams exceed $2.1B in the first half of the year 🔺 GMX exploit becomes another example of old design assumptions breaking under pressure ➡️ August 2025 🔺 Fake launchpads on Solana, Base, and Ethereum continue stealing funds 🔺 Wallet drainer popups bypass security prompts 🔺 MEV bots exploit swaps during congestion 🔺 783 BTC stolen in a single Bitcoin phishing attack, worth about $91M 🔺 BtcTurk hot wallet breached for about $48M to $50M 🔺 Human compromise keeps outperforming pure code exploits ➡️ September 2025 🔺 Fake wallet update popups drain thousands of wallets 🔺 CEX market makers exposed for coordinated wash trading 🔺 Fake hardware wallets leak private seeds 🔺 Political token fundraising evolves into a repeatable extraction model 🔺 $WLFI starts trading and quickly weakens, reinforcing the merge of politics and retail extraction ➡️ October 2025 🔺 The Binance anomaly event destroys the market 🔺 430 USDT pairs affected 🔺 103 pairs trade more than 30% below all other exchanges 🔺 Over 30 pairs trade more than 100% below competitor lows 🔺 Historic liquidation cascade wipes out entire sectors, with about $19B in total liquidations 🔺 Bitcoin crashes from about $122k to $104k 🔺 Binance later compensates affected users by about $283M 🔺 China halts fiat gateways again 🔺 Trump issues a presidential pardon for CZ, shocking the industry and confirming the political capture optics ➡️ November 2025 🔺 Institutional wash trading confirmed across multiple CEXs 🔺 Political tokens return in new structures and crash again 🔺 Small stablecoins depeg under stress 🔺 Roughly $1T wiped out across total crypto market capitalization 🔺 By some tallies, the wipeout reaches about $1.2T within roughly 6 weeks from the October peak 🔺 Bitcoin drops over 30% from the yearly high 🔺 The market starts repricing trust itself, not only price ➡️ December 2025 🔺 Trust in centralized exchanges hits historic lows 🔺 Validator failures cause multi chain outages 🔺 Offshore liquidity dries up under geopolitical pressure 🔺 Yearn Finance exploit triggers massive capital destruction, about $9M via the yETH infinite mint bug 🔺 The attacker mints an absurd amount of yETH while depositing only 16 wei 🔺 Cloud mining scams dominate retail losses 🔺 Year end closes with systemic fatigue, broken trust, and exhausted liquidity ➡️ January 2026 🔺 Truebit Protocol exploited for about $26.4M via an integer overflow flaw in a 5 year old unupgraded smart contract 🔺 TRU token effectively nuked, collapsing nearly 100% 🔺 Record single victim phishing and social engineering hit, with 1 investor losing about $282M to $284M through a sophisticated Trezor / Ledger impersonation scam, including fake support letters and QR codes stealing seed phrases 🔺 Theft includes about 1,459 BTC and 2.05M LTC 🔺 Step Finance treasury wallets compromised for about $27M to $40M via executive device and private key exposure 🔺 Project affiliates including SolanaFloor and Remora Markets are ultimately shut down 🔺 Multiple Ledger customer data leaks via third party processors fuel more targeted phishing 🔺 Total January losses land around $370M to $400M, the highest monthly total in over 1 year 🔺 More than 71% of January damage comes from phishing and social engineering 🔺 The single whale phishing hit accounts for nearly 75% of the monthly total ➡️ February 2026 🔺 Losses plummet about 87% to roughly $49.3M 🔺 Step Finance impact spills over into early February 🔺 Smaller incidents include YieldBlox at about $10M, IoTeX ioTube at about $8.8M, and CrossCurve at about $3M through an Axelar message spoofing related exploit 🔺 Continued wallet drainers, address poisoning, and AI powered scams 🔺 No mega hacks, but the structure is still broken 🔺 Security improvements become visible only relative to the carnage of 2025 and January 2026 ➡️ March 2026, through March 23 🔺 Resolv Labs USR stablecoin exploited on March 22 🔺 Attacker uses a compromised private key to mint about 80M unbacked USR 🔺 Roughly $23M to $25M drained in ETH value 🔺 USR depegs catastrophically, from $1 to as low as $0.025 to $0.27 depending on venue and pool depth 🔺 Protocol immediately paused 🔺 Ongoing smaller wallet drains across EVM chains continue, with root cause still under investigation in several cases 🔺 Lazarus linked infrastructure compromises reported, including Bitrefill 🔺 About 18,500 purchase records reportedly exposed in that compromise 🔺 Persistent phishing, fake support campaigns, and cloud or frontend outages spike during volatility MAJOR EXTRA EVENTS 2025 TO 2026 🔺 Pumpfun extracts over $1B+ in cumulative revenue while producing thousands of rug tokens and disposable launches 🔺 Political token fundraising becomes a fully operational extraction model 🔺 AI scams and deepfake fraud explode across all platforms 🔺 2025 closes with roughly $3.35B to $3.4B in hacks, scams, and exploits by security firm tallies 🔺 Broader scams and fraud estimates move toward $17B 🔺 State linked actors, sanctions evasion networks, professional laundering pipelines, and industrial scale impersonation define the cycle 🔺 Early 2026 confirms the shift: human and operational attacks, phishing, key compromise, exec device hacks, malicious signatures, and cloud weak points increasingly dwarf pure smart contract exploits 🔺 Legacy contracts, multisig weaknesses, and cloud provider dependencies continue causing outages and drains Well friends: 🔺 2025 was 12 months of continuous extraction 🔺 Insider abuse, political capture, fake innovation, and mass manipulation defined the year 🔺 The machine did not stop on January 1, 2026 🔺 January reopened with another $370M to $400M bloodbath 🔺 February cooled to about $49.3M, but only after unprecedented damage 🔺 March’s Resolv depeg proved that stablecoin and DeFi infrastructure can still break from 1 compromised key 🔺 Trust in CEXs, bridges, old contracts, multisigs, cloud layers, and even hardware wallets remains near historic lows 🔺 State actors, Extractors, Trump linked insider trades, AI tools, fake support flows, phishing kits, and sophisticated social engineering keep winning Have fun or LFG.... 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