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@aaronjmars @grok is this true?

holy fuck, a hair dryer at a Paris airport broke Polymarket weather markets & made someone $34,000 richer - polymarket was settling Paris temperature bets on a single Météo France sensor sitting near the Charles de Gaulle runway perimeter - basically unguarded - the guy bought the long-shot outcome (like "22°C" when everyone expected 18°C) for pennies, since nobody thought it'd hit - then he walked up to the probe and briefly heated the air around it with a portable heat source, spiking the reading just long enough to register as the daily max - temperature snapped back to normal in minutes, the market resolved in his favor, and he cashed out - twice, on April 6 and April 15, before Météo France caught on and filed charges hyperstitions.

Huge announcement from the TRES team! Today, TRES has been acquired by @FireblocksHQ! Together, we now complete the first complete operating system for digital assets. TRES brings accounting, reporting, and controls to onchain activity - built for auditability, scale, and real-world financial operations. Today, more than 200 leading companies across traditional finance and digital assets rely on TRES  to deliver compliant, audit-ready financial records. @FireblocksHQ is the trusted infrastructure institutions use to build, operate, and scale digital asset businesses. With TRES, those operations now extend seamlessly into accurate, contextualised, compliant records that meet enterprise standards - bringing operations and back-office finance into a single system. Michael Shaulov, Co-founder and CEO of Fireblocks: “With digital assets now part of day-to-day financial operations, both crypto-native firms and traditional institutions need clear, accurate accounting and auditability. Crypto companies must meet higher standards around tax reporting and disclosures, while banks and fintechs need reconciliation and controls that align with their existing ERP and ledger systems. By bringing TRES into the Fireblocks ecosystem, customers can now run both their operations and their back-office finance on one secure, compliant, and scalable stack.” Together, Fireblocks and TRES form the foundational infrastructure for an onchain financial world. 🔗 Read the @FortuneMagazine article: fortune.com/2026/01/07/fir… 🔗 Read our CEO’s blog: tres.finance/a-defining-mom… 🔗 Read Fireblocks’ announcement: fireblocks.com/company-news-u…

@martypartymusic @grok explain the metrics in this chart

The “4 year cycle” was simply the 4 year liquidity cycle. All assets appreciate on new liquidity. This is called the business cycle and is bottoming out. Dec 1 is the start of the creation of new liquidity. Just get through November. The liquidity will wash through crypto in a higher proportion than last business cycle and many new long term holders will enter and increase their reserves.

@martypartymusic @grok explain the metrics in this chart

@cathsimard_ Looks good!

Finally pulled the trigger and got myself a nice studio set up. Currently focusing on filming the interview of my upcoming documentary.

@Barchart @grok explain like I’m a 5yo

BREAKING 🚨U.S. Banks Fed Reserve just pumped $29.4 Billion into the U.S. Banking System through overnight repos 🤯 This amount far surpasses even the peak of the Dot Com Bubble 👀 Probably Fine, carry on

Gm « In The Shadow Of Cayesh » Self-Portrait Maparaju Ascent, Peru, 2025 (Unreleased)

@cathsimard_ Wow. 🤩

@cathsimard_ GM!!

Gm A gift idea for your family. Below is our collector’s limited edition package « Blue Hour Adventures » including a fine art print, my first children’s book and an NFT of « Past Resonance » - the image at the heart of this whole project.

Building trust in the next era of finance. @BitMEX has joined the TRES Financial Data Lake - bringing one of the world’s leading exchanges into a new era of financial clarity. Together, we’re making it easier for institutions to trust, verify, and reconcile digital asset activity with complete accuracy. Read the full announcement: tres.finance/setting-a-new-…

@gmonaddotfun Let’s gooo

@gmonaddotfun LFG

@kingfisher_btc Will do once i have everything set up

@CryptoDashi The gex isn't available yet through the API, dm us if you're interested :)

🚨 ETH showing heavy negative GEX+. Most traders don't even know what that means. It means dealers are short gamma. This sets us up for high volatility. Brace for amplified price swings. $ETH thekingfisher.io

@nicrypto what tool/platform is that?

Altcoin Season Loading... The Indicator is in "altseason territory" and is at its highest level since December.

@phon_ro Amazing! Doing something similar based on swap and holders data, currently no sentiment / news data

@CryptoDashi This in particular is you give X option and does a deep dive on everything related to it. Metrics, news, social, sentiment, TA, FA, multiple multi agents debates (pro, against) to come up with an overall recommendation

Running gpt-oss 20B locally for trading analysis and decisions. Pretty damn good.

@cathsimard_ Wow. 😮

Gm “The Price Of Freedom”

@cathsimard_ GM ❤️

Gm beautiful people