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If you can't be bothered to scroll through my @Claynosaurz 🧵, here's the TLDR: study herds!

@CryptoHayes Come join the herd! 🌋

$HYPE fam, I need a new PFP to reflect my dedication to ecosystem. Give me some suggestions.

New acquisition, new PFP ! Claynosaurz is one of those projects where collecting just feels right. Every piece has its own identity, its own vibe, and this one instantly clicked for me. Very proud to add this grail to my collection 💛

@mattyboy_34 Grail

@alyonitaa Pretty much anywhere other than the US

Okay be honest: US or Europe, where would you live if money wasn’t a problem? don’t lie.

@baltimore465 4 dinos

If I gave you $5000… What would be the first thing you buy? 👀

My net worth peaked at $1.2 million. None of it was real. I don't mean that philosophically. I mean it was located on servers that have since been turned off. I own eleven properties in the metaverse. Three in Decentraland. Four in The Sandbox. Two in Voxels. One in Otherside. And a beachfront villa in Horizon Worlds that I bought for $214,000 because Mark Zuckerberg called it "the next frontier." The frontier closed last week. It's a mobile app now. Last year I mass DM'd 340 people the phrase "you don't understand how early we are." I have since stopped doing that. Not because I was wrong. Because most of them blocked me. I got into metaverse real estate in November 2021. Everyone was buying. Someone paid $450,000 to be Snoop Dogg's neighbor. In a video game. With no legs. The avatars didn't have legs. I thought that was bullish. "The legs are coming," I told my Discord. "Legs are a roadmap item." Three hundred people reacted with rocket emojis. I called myself a "digital land baron." I put it in my Twitter bio. I put it in my LinkedIn headline. I said it on a podcast that had eleven listeners. Three of them were bots. The rest were my alts. My virtual property has more square footage than my actual apartment. My actual apartment has furniture. Location, location, location. My most valuable asset was a plot next to a virtual Gucci store. Gucci left in 2023. The store is still there. Nobody's in it. It's like a mall in Ohio but with worse graphics and no food court. I held. Diamond hands. That's what we said. "Diamond hands." It means refusing to sell while your investment loses 94% of its value. We turned financial paralysis into a personality trait. A guy in my Discord paid $2.4 million for a 618-parcel estate in Decentraland. Prime district. High foot traffic. I asked him what "foot traffic" meant when the platform had 38 daily active users. He said I didn't understand the technology. I didn't. I still bought more. We had a DAO. A decentralized autonomous organization. That means we voted on decisions. There were nine of us. Three never showed up. Two voted on everything without reading it. The other four were me and my alts. We voted to "acquire strategic parcels." The vote passed unanimously. I voted four times. My portfolio peaked at $1.2 million. I told everyone. I made a spreadsheet. I projected 40x returns by 2025. I made a pitch deck. The pitch deck had a slide that said "WE ARE BUILDING THE DIGITAL ECONOMY." The slide had a rocket emoji. That was my entire financial model. In 2023 I bought a Bored Ape for $189,000. It's worth $14,000 now. I don't talk about the Ape. I still use it as my profile picture. People ask me about it. I say "I'm long-term bullish." Long-term bullish means I can't sell it without crying in a Panera. My mom asked me what a Bored Ape was. I said "digital art on the blockchain." She asked why it cost more than her car. I said "you don't understand Web3." She said "I understand you live in a studio apartment." She's not in my Discord. Justin Bieber bought one for $1.3 million. It's worth about $90,000 now. I felt better about mine after I heard that. That's community. WAGMI. We're All Gonna Make It. We said that every day. In the group chat. While the floor dropped. While the volume dried up. While 95% of all NFT collections went to zero. We're all gonna make it. None of us made it. But we said it with conviction and a laser-eye profile picture. That counts for something. It doesn't. But we said it did. That's decentralized consensus. Meta spent $84 billion on the metaverse. I need to say that again. $84 billion. More than the GDP of Luxembourg. More than the GDP of Iceland, Luxembourg, and Malta combined. They spent it on a platform where the avatars had no legs, the graphics looked like a 2006 Wii game, and the peak user count was lower than the lunch rush at a Chipotle in Des Moines. They just pulled Horizon Worlds from VR headsets. It lives on as a mobile app. My beachfront villa is now a mobile app. Location, location, location. Zuckerberg renamed the entire company for this. Facebook became Meta. A $900 billion company changed its legal name because the CEO watched Ready Player One and said "I want that." Reality Labs lost $10 billion in 2021. $14 billion in 2022. $16 billion in 2023. $18 billion in 2024. $19 billion in 2025. That's not a strategy. That's a speedrun. They laid off 1,500 Reality Labs employees this year. Shut down three VR studios. Killed Supernatural. Put the entire VR social vision in a casket and said "we're pivoting to AI and wearables." The pivot took four years and $84 billion. I pivoted too. I'm an AI real estate investor now. I bought a virtual plot in an AI-generated world that doesn't exist yet. The founder said it was "the intersection of spatial computing and large language models." I don't know what that means. I gave him $40,000. He has a whitepaper. It's 47 pages. I read the title and the tokenomics section. The tokenomics section is a pie chart. I love pie charts. They make everything look like a plan. The project has a roadmap. Q1: "Build community." Q2: "Launch beta." Q3: "Scale ecosystem." Q4 is blank. Q4 is always blank. That's where the exit scam goes. My accountant asked me to value my metaverse portfolio for tax purposes. I said $1.2 million. He said "current market value." I said $6,400. He stared at me for eleven seconds. I know because I counted. He asked if I had any other investments. I showed him my NFTs. He stared for longer. I told him they were "cultural artifacts with long-term provenance." He asked if I'd considered a 401k. I told him a 401k was "legacy finance." He told me to leave his office. The metaverse is dead. I don't accept that. I am a digital land baron. I own eleven properties across four platforms. I have a beachfront villa in a mobile app, a plot next to an empty Gucci store, and a cartoon monkey that cost me more than my actual car. Location, location, location. The location is nowhere. But I'm early. I'm always early. That's the same as being wrong except you get to say it with confidence.

@MagicEden @solana You’ve been trying to kill them for years

Hear me out... jpegs... On @solana

@Plaposaur Nobody? You sure?

Imagine Claynosaurz in five years from now: A world recognized global IP that rivals Bluey, Dora the Explorer, and many more. Present in every store, across all streaming platforms, and overall an international success. This might sound ambitious to many but three years ago nobody thought a web3 native IP would be getting recognized at kidscreen or presenting at RENDR alongside Pixar. The vision never changes, it's all a matter of when, not if.

Winner winner Clayno dinner!

@ZeusRebirth Step 1, join the herd. Step 2, buy another Clayno. Step 3, repeat step 2.

Thanks to everyone who participated in the NFT tournament Congratulations again to the Claynosaurz family, you deserved to win The tournament is now over, so what's next? Anyone have any ideas?

@ZeusRebirth I think the next move is for you to buy a Clayno…

@sol_nxxn So many dead

Are you old enough to remember all these NFT collections? 🤔 Ancient tier list from 2022–2023

@Claynosaurz @The_CrimsonClan @PoconoRacing 🩸 🤌 😢

We’re heartbroken to hear about the passing of @PoconoRacing, an OG Claynosaurz holder and former member of the Crimson Clan. From the Clayno team & community, our thoughts are with their loved ones. (Previous owner of Genesis #6074)

@photofinishgame @PoconoRacing RIP Pocono

We lost a major part of our community today as @PoconoRacing went to the race track in the sky. Many of us were fortunate to meet him at the Derby in 2024, and he left a lasting impression on us all. Eddie left a mark on our game & community like few others. RIP our friend.

Clayno me vs doodles AI me

The Good, the Bad and the Clay #Oscaurz

@ApresMountLodge 🫡

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Man I'm so honored to be on this list. Anim Mag is the leading animation publication; the gold standard. Leaving films+tv behind to build @Claynosaurz was such a huge bet; but it's been the highlight of my career. We set out to do something different & make a statement, and it's really starting to feel like a reality with every passing day. I'm on this list because of the accolades & milestones Claynos has earned but also because of the trends we are building, towards a better future for original IP & creators. I'm in awe for us to be recognized like that, and for the industry to be giving us SO much love this year. The community and fans are the reason we're here. It's just insane to be spotlighted here. I hope you guys know how special this is, and what sort of proximity it signals for Claynos🥹. Job's not finished, we're gonna keep dreaming and doing very special things