CryptoNico

Fireplace is happy to announce that we've raised $1.5M to build the smartest trading terminal for prediction markets. 🧵

AI is replacing everyone so I got a job destroying a monolithic space cube for @megacorphq with the role of Breaker-Analyst

@AzFlin Waiting for perfet market conditions of Feb 2026

its the start of november everyone just got their sonar allos and premarket is at 4x presale price megaETH is being heralded as the best thing since sliced bread fast forward to today still no TGE. polymarket says 40% chance presalers will be at a loss wat happened bros

They didn't even bother changing name or PFP 😂😂

@delucinator Not bullish on a chain that can literally bend time?

also if there are any megageth bulls meet me on the hyperliquid orderbooks

Holy shit it's 11am EST already? @megaeth Didn't know $MEGA had time travel in the whitepaper as well

Another day another shitshow

No $MEGA allo, Stable/Hourglass vault a huge shitshow... Another wasted day in the game

aerodrome crossed into deflation september 2025. first dex where revenue exceeded emissions. $408m fees generated, $958m market cap. uniswap at $8.7b generates zero for holders. curve fragments value across gauges. aerodrome pays 100% to veaero lockers getting 40% apr. coinbase owns mid 8 figures worth. animoca just max locked. the only top 10 defi protocol trading at 2.5x revenue. everything else trades 10x+ or has no revenue at all. ve(3,3) just killed the governance token model.

@Cryptoyieldinfo @megaeth @0xBreadguy Ah, nice to see you solved the issue

GMega may luck be with you (i know they'll check activity mostly but luck is never bad 😂) $MEGA

@Cryptoyieldinfo @megaeth I don't know if this happened to you or you're just sharing, i had this problem at first but after some days my wallet got whitelisted, so there might still be hope for people that didn't qualify at first

I have just read and analyzed the $MEGA MiCA White Paper so that you don't have to: 1/ $MEGA Token Functions > Gas fee payment for network transactions at significantly reduced costs compared to Ethereum mainnet. > Future staking mechanisms for network security once proof-of-stake is implemented post-mainnet. > Governance participation for protocol upgrades and parameter adjustments. > Ecosystem incentives for developers, early adopters, and liquidity providers. > Operates as ERC-20 token during sale, with bridge functionality to MegaETH network post-mainnet. 2/ Sale Mechanics > October 27-30, 2025 (72-hour English Auction). > 500 million MEGA tokens (5% of 10 billion total supply). > Price range: $0.0001 to $0.0999 per token ($1M to $999M fully diluted valuation). > Individual participation: $2,650 minimum, $186,282 maximum in USDT. > 10% discount available for choosing 1-year lockup. > Post-mainnet bonus campaign allows purchasers to compete for additional tokens through network activity, with 5,000 leaderboard spots. 3/ Timeline > October 27-30, 2025: Auction period. > November 5-19, 2025: 14-day withdrawal period (MiCA-mandated right to cancel and receive full refund). > Token Generation Event (TGE): Minimum 40 days post-sale (January 2026). > Q4 2025: Targeted mainnet launch. 4/ Total Token Distribution: > Public Sale (Sonar): 5%. > Sonar Bonus Pool: 2.5%. > Echo Round: 5%. > Fluffle Round: 2.5%. > Team/Advisors: 9.5% (1-year cliff, 3-year vesting). > Foundation/Ecosystem: 7.5%. > VC Allocation: 14.7%. > KPI Staking Rewards: 53.3%. 5/ Use of Funds > If fully subscribed at ceiling price (~$50M): Protocol Development (40%), Security/Audits (15%), Ecosystem Growth (25%), Operations (15%), Reserve Fund (5%). Have a good day!

There was before Darklake: You lost money. Exposed trades, siphoned value, invisible theft. After Darklake: Trade execution that doesn't leak intent. LPs set up to win. Now live: darklake.fi

@Dereek70 Congratz!

Today, we’re proud to announce that GTE has raised a $15m Series A from @Paradigm to scale the Global Token Exchange. We’ll use this capital to ship products even faster. Because where we’re from, we not satisfied with being fast — we want to be the fastest. Now back to work.

I don’t blame the Jews I don’t blame Iran I blame Ethereum

Last Cycle I bought a rock JPEG for fun. It hit 7 figures. People called me a genius. I minted free text files called LOOT. No art, no roadmap. They hit 20 ETH each. Everyone was rich, and we all pretended it made sense. This Cycle I bought the next revolutionary AI coins. They went to zero before I finished the thread explaining why they were the future. I got rugged 10 times a day by 12-year-olds and their moms on a site called Pump fun. Spoiler: it wasn’t fun. Take me back to 2021