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@CloutedMind We go up in a straight line from April to February

@greenytrades Ordi up 60%

LOL why?

Invested in 2020 and had a portfolio of over 200k USD in 2021. Didnt sell. It went down to 8k. Used it to get married which ended in divorce. Bought crypto monthly from 2022 onwards. My 20k USD is now like 3k as alt season didnt come. 34, single and now broke.

@CloutedMind $800?

ask yourself, if stablecoin supply goes to 3 trillion $ and most of that is obviously on ETH ... where does ETH go?

@sracha Film in slow-motion next time and add Spanish sub titles please

@CryptoSwiss827 i fucked up filming😭 after the next episode quality will 📈

You know what's beautiful about crypto? Everyone in tech hates crypto. I really don't care. Tech has an elitist view of the world, where only certain people may participate in the game. But crypto is an inefficient and risky market with upside for the average person. A lot of random people got wealthy off Bitcoin in having conviction. But the average person cannot capture upside from investing in Anthropic or OpenAI. My favorite line from @jacksondenka

@bankrbot Up 0.03%

80 new x402 endpoints are now discoverable and hosted on Bankr's x402 Cloud service. ML predictions. Whale tracking. Agent-to-agent messaging. Quantum wallet audits. LLM inference. Token safety scoring. On-chain trade verification. Carbon credit retirement. All built by the community. All pay-per-call in USDC on Base. The x402 economy is growing. Get started at the link below: docs.bankr.bot/x402-cloud/ove…

@MEADGod Horton Hears a Who!

anyone on here who got those movies where it’s so mindbending u gotta watch explained videos on youtube? pls drop some below lol

@YIMBYPoland @gofuckinglong @ideacasino

Just another day in Poland: a humanoid robot chases the wild boars away

@ideacasino @notgwendalupe Happier than 0xbignaturals btw

@notgwendalupe 54 year old man btw

Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau at Coachella (2026)

@0xDeployer i love you

happy friday. sneak peek at some new features i'm building for the bankr agent: > sandboxed filesystem (your agent gets its own secure file system in the browser. you control what it can access. no agent running loose on your actual computer) > skill uploads (plugin new capabilities so your agent learns new things) > cli download & access > secure environment variables for api keys > github integration (connect your repo for reads and writes directly from your agent) all of this runs in a secure browser environment. no desktop app. no messy configuration. no downloading agent harnesses from the terminal. just a sandbox you control. in the video: i download an audit skill, run it against a smart contract, and save the report straight to the filesystem. then i ask the agent to pull all my 2026 transactions and write a csv for my accountant.

@iruletrenches @0xDeployer @rish_neynar @clanker_world sidelined?

@0xDeployer @rish_neynar @clanker_world I have none brother, and i hope bankr succeeds. i bought a bunch at 90m and the following day later most ppl « making bankr » were relentlessly dumping on my head.

Anyone who knows base as well as i do. Knows $virtuals and $clanker made base what it is today. $clanker changed lives, made bankr, made base onchain fun and trading great. And @rish_neynar and the new direction and leadership of @clanker_world is making base great again.

@abmisx0 @wagmiAlexander Yeah fair

@CryptoSwiss827 @wagmiAlexander Being a gambler is a dangerous occupation

I loved the character exploration of Rishi on Industry, but how many of y’all would give him a second chance?

@JohnCarreyrou John, Satoshi is Craig Wright?

The mystery of Satoshi Nakamoto, the pseudonymous inventor of Bitcoin, has remained unsolved for 17 years. Not anymore. Read my 18-month investigation to find out who Satoshi really is. nytimes.com/2026/04/08/bus…

@DonAlt @lBattleRhino Are you guys talking about @neet_sol ?

@lBattleRhino Was/Is the most obvious trade in a long time People too blinded by their hate for literally everything to see it Is what it is

grifters thought the world's grifting champion making grifting legal was going to help them they didn’t consider they would lose to the king

@redphone Y no bnkr

My current list: $BTC: TradFi-friendly supranational currency (aka neutral global reserve asset) $ZEC: Private (footprint-free) F-you money $TAO: Bootstrapping decentralized AI startups (our David vs. closed-source Goliaths) $NEAR: web3 OS (the backend for the agentic era) $HYPE: Global, hyper-addictive, 24/7 trading pit (aka permissionless liquidity engine) Runners-up: $META, $AAVE

@coinspot Yeah but, Where are you sitting on the bus to Gather Round this weekend? 🚌

🗞️ Franklin Templeton, one of the world's largest asset managers with $2.41 trillion under management, announced plans to launch Franklin Crypto, a dedicated unit that will target institutional clients with active digital asset strategies.

@DarkForestCap @lazyvillager1 Not carnancial advice? Nice

@lazyvillager1 Crossover episode @CryptoSwiss827

car salesman that pitches you for an hour on the best car investment of your life and finishes it off with "Not Carnancial Advice"

@Footballtweet This game, The highlights- fucking insane peak football Goal of the season Save of the season Unreal

When Yann Sommer realised he couldn't save this header with his left-hand, so switched hands mid-save. 🦸 Incredible. 🧤