Cryptid Taz
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The Masonic G supposedly stands for God. But I heard it also stands for genetics, because they think they can create god with genetic engineering.
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@Geo_KYZR @BotCon @Triple_Takeover So what happens when Hog Rod gets the matrix, does he grow to become one of those legendary giant feral hogs of the south?
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My customs won first place @BotCon! BWTM ‘86 Hog Rod, Blurr, Spring-Grrr, Kodger, and Squeelie (credit @Triple_Takeover for Hog Rod) #transformers
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If only I could find out if there are mid and end credits sequences in Evil Dead Burn, there is almost no information about I can see about it anywhere
GIF
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@billybrizzle420 People are willing to pay considerably more if you perform the cleaning BEFORE the police arrive
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I was googling jobs I thought paid really well because they suck and I figured “hey I could clean up crime scenes. Power wash some brains off the walls, what ever”
Starting rate 23 dollars an hour
Brother you’re joking
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@Patrickwebb We wish the government was that ambitious, competent and sovereign
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BREAKING: Declassified CIA files allege U.S. plans to control the world by manipulating the weather, per the Daily Mail.
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What is the greatest drinking scene in films?
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@ProbablyNice @truckman6009 @Punk_ROC @arenaceous_ @futurelesshole So would putting a glass of water in a room raise the temperature of the room?
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@truckman6009 @Punk_ROC @CryptoTaz138 @arenaceous_ @futurelesshole Do you know how a freezer works? All a freezer does is move heat from inside it to outside of it. Every joule of heat placed inside a freezer is radiated out of it, that's how it cools anything. It's not about the freezer running extra hard or anything.
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why are so many 3d printing people actually stupid
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@HubPointless You realize this is a psyop to change the search results for Seinfeld.
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All this Costanza posting. It really is the Summer of George
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@arenaceous_ @futurelesshole Would the freezer would be unplugged normally?
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@futurelesshole If anyone's confused by the mockery, this approach is so inefficient that it would arguably make your home warmer. If this ice came from their own freezer, they've essentially spent money and energy to make their problem worse.
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@108SAR Is this the third time this happened or is this an old story?
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@Dexerto Cockroach returning from the search and rescue mission:
“Mission success boss, look at all this decaying plant matter I rescued “
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@Shugrug I remember him doing this bit with people who were reluctant to get the Covid vaccine. The punchline was “Then Die”
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Cannot think of this obnoxious dude without remembering the story of him trying to do this bit as a live show with the tik tok music and everything, with it being a disaster.
Brock Riddick@BrockRiddickIFB
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@r_vonhagn Heartbreaking that all of comedy is considered boomer slop now.
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Too Many Cooks was funny for the time it came out in because we were all watching the world of the American monoculture from which sitcoms stemmed from implode under the weight of itself.
Zoomers don’t find it funny because the moment is past and they live in the cultural ruins.
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I actually cant fucking stand all of the dick sucking people do for Andor
Andor fans will get on their knees and gargle whatever gilroy gives them
How the fuck does cassian survive THIS in 2016 yet comes back for two season in 2022
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@36_chambuhz I just made myself some nachos with a very spicy pepper sauce
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@afrocosmist @JoeyxRoss The hedonistic food bender he’s going to go on to make up for lost time will be legendary
GIF
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the rich guy trying to live forever being betrayed by his own body eating him is ancient Greece levels of tragicomedy
Dexerto@Dexerto
Anti-aging influencer Bryan Johnson has been diagnosed with Autoimmune Gastritis, a chronic illness, and is trying to cure it "My stomach is eating itself, 2-5% of people have this too, likely more because it hides"
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I don't want to be rude but this is a c-tier Beatles song to have a living Beatle perform at your wedding.
Pop Crave@PopCrave
Paul McCartney reportedly serenaded Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce with the 1963 Beatles hit “I Want to Hold Your Hand” at their MSG reception.
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